Star Trek meets NSFW Comedy with in depth analysis of all the Trek series,movies, news, and more! The first podcast to become a feature film! Welcome to TREKOFF!

Justin updates about the new script, talks about  audition venues, and angers pre-Christmas postal workers! Listen now!

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We wrap up our discussion of Star Trek: The Next Generation Season 2, and somehow also discuss Motorboating Boobs. Just listen.. its pretty awesome.

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RJ and Justin Tackle their top Christmas movies.. plus Die Hard, Batman Returns, and the STAR WARS Holiday Special in this very special episode of POPOFF

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Start Trek: The Next Generation's season two is reviewed (Plus: stories about strippers!). Join us for part one of our hilarious season two overview.

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The ORIGINAL Star Wars, "A New hope" was released in 1977. 35 years later, with a first-shooting Greedo, does it still hold up? Listen to our hilarious NSFW revew of STAR WARS on "PopOff"

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Why does Star Trek attract Geeks like us? And why do girls show their boobs? A hilarious and insightful listen.

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We take revenge on the Sith in this final PREQUEL podcast. Hear RJ and Justin discuss.. is this one of the great ones?

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QAPLA! Today we discuss Worf, Bloodwine, Honor, and everything else KLINGON! You'll like this one!!

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We attack the clones on the new Popoff. Is this the WORST of the Star Wars films, or does it deserve some slack for what it does right? Listen NOW to find out.

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Is it as bad as they say? Justin and Alexia argue about whether Voyager deserves the flack it gets. You might be surprised at the outcome. Brought to you by Shmoo.

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Justin returns to update you on our adventures in getting the resources for the film, as well as shoutouts to some special folks..

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The funniest episode we've ever done. Or at least we think so. This is a clusterf*** of ginormous proportions.. but it is hilarious. Listen now.

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TREKOFF 26: The End of Enterprise PART 2

We tackle the final epiode of STAR TREK ever made for TV. Enterprise's "These Are the Voyages". Was this the bullet that almost killed the franchise?

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The first of our STAR WARS Series. Do we like, hate, apologize for, or dismiss this Prequel? Find out NOW.

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RJ and Justin mean to talk about STAR WARS, but theres something we need to talk about first.. INDY 4.

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We discuss the Last portion of Star Trek's prequel series.. Is it really as bad as they say?

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By popular demand: The rap in a format you can just listen to.

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Justin makes a rap video about Kickstarter.

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The final Pre-Avengers Movie, THOR gets the Popoff Treatment from RJ and Justin. Listen to this PODCAST OF THUNDER!

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Justin talks about where we are with NINJAS VS MONSTERS: This time on camera!

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J&A perform Live at INTERVENTION 2011, and with the audience, Determine who is the suckiest Trek character of them all.

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Phil Stamper Returns with his hilarious Entertainment News Mashup!

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Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, the fourth Potter film gets the Popoff treatment.. is it as good as we remember? Find out now!

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A who's who of the Ninjas behind the scene crew and an update on pre-production on NINJAS VS MONSTERS

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Star Trek Nemesis, the 10th Trek film, is considered to be the Franchise-killer.. is it really? Find out Today on TREKOFF!

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Ninjas Vs You becomes the official audioblog of Ninjas Vs Monsters. In this episode, Justin Discusses the story so far.

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A really fun look back at the second season of Star Trek DS9.. Why is it fun? Alexia has discovered whipped cream vodka. Enjoy!

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We continue our leadup to Joss Whedon's Avengers - this time, we HULK OUT on both HULK and The Incredible Hulk.

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We review Harry potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban.. does it live up to its reputation as the BEST Potter flick? Listen and find out!

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A lot of Trek makes NO SENSE, find out what we mean... You will never look at Trek the same way again.

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Iron Man AND Iron Man 2 get the POPOFF Treatment... all leading up to 2012's AVENGERS directed by JOSS WHEDON

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Whales, Tribbles, Q and ROmbin Hood... Can Star Trek do Comedy? Does it work? Find out by listening now!!

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Plus idiot @$$hole drivers, Marvel and DC comics, and SHEEN Watch

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We take a mean, hateful gaze at the film Harry potter and the Chamber of Secrets.. Hmm.. wonder if we liked it?

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Se look at Star Trek: TNG's first season.. do Picard, Data, and co. hold up? Find out here!

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We begin our look into the universe of Joss Whedon's AVENGERS with a review of the new movie CAPTAIN AMERICA: The First Avenger, starring Chris Evans

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1994. College. Justin goes crazy and makes a movie and does his first Radio gig. Oh. And Star Trek. The funnniest, most honest EPN show yet recorded.

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We review Harry potter's FIRST movie, does it stand up? Listen to find out!! Plus, a new quiz!!!

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The Triumphant return of the HOT MESS features all this, PLUS Action Comics #1 and the new Wizard of Oz with James Franco.

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Love the show or hate it, the theme song sucks ass.. We look at the beginning of the Star Trek prequel series

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Harry Potter's final film is reviewed.. does it live up to expectations? Find out HERE.

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We look back at the series as a whole, a MUST-LISTEN for any DS9 fan!

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Part 1 of a Nine Part look into the HARRY POTTER film Franchise. To start, we look at the books, and our first forays into J.K. Rowling's World.

Direct download: HARRY_POPOFF_1.mp3
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We hit Trek 2, along with Spaceballs, Lost, LA Noire, Serenity, and GERMANS!

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We return with Q! Plus THOR, Trek video games, and MORE!

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A hilarious and detailed look at the first season of what many argue to be TREK's finest series.

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The much-delayed, much anticipated new HM! The Rapture didn't happen, so now we all get to listen!

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Alexia and justin discuss the new X-MEN Film.. find out if YOU should see it!!

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Today we review the black doc's film - Skyline.  Looked decent enough from the trailers and such, and there are some great moments you'll hear us talk through, but overall...

We also discuss the usual hot ass girls who we want to want to have sex with us (if we were single and such, of course), and other random oddities of the week.

Dan got his new job, so we will be taking a break to develop a new process for recording.  Stay tuned for the triumphant return of the Suckcast soon!

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Alexia and Justin discuss X3: The Last Stand, and X MEN ORIGINS: Wolverine. A MUST hear for X-MEN fans.

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The Star of Strar Trek Phae 2, Farragut, and many more joins us in a rapid fire overview of high-profile Trek fan projects!

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TREKOFF's Alexia Joins Popoff to chat about XMEN and X2, Tune in NEXT week for X3 and WOLVERINE!

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Fighter, Choreographer, Star of NVZ, NVV and Browncoats Redemption - Its Eric, Bishop.. PJ

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Plus, $25,000 - will someone win it!!?

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We discuss Star Trek projects that never got made, including a new Animated, Brian Singer's Prime series, Michael piller's ORIGINAL Insurrection (and his forbiddedn manuscript) and MORE!!

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With the Marvel of Oprah Winfrey (brought to you by: The Internet!)

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Kevin Smith and Jason Mewes say you should buy NINJAS VS VAMPIRES on DVD.. Listen and repost EVERYWHERE!!

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From Clerks to Red State to Smodcast to Gretsky to Southwest.. we discuss Silent Bob himself. One of the best eps ever.

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Phil covers all this, plus General Hospital, Playstation 3, and MORE!!

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We're not the first to do this battle.. but we're the funniest!!

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A hilarious one for the record books.. we hit ALL the topics.. just listen!!

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The beautiful and dangerous LILY from Ninjas vs Zombies AND Vampires.. this ep.. we get REAL.

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He didn't actually show up for the recording, unless he just held his breath the whole time, but we did invite the alien Paul to the show.  We also discuss the usual random things. 

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Phil sells Justin on Dr. Who. Includes a FULL history.. an AmAZING listen.

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Also: Charlie Sheen laughs with Glenn Beck; oh and Philip rants about wrestling.

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What says sex more than a bald British French captain? Debauchery will ensue.

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Phil has harrowing adventures with UNOS and DOMINOS. Oh, and Charlie Sheen bombs, and will he fight a woman?

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Given that we man crushed on Bradley Cooper, we only thought it prudent to actually review one of his films.  And a trailer for one of his films...  And Jessica Biel's amazing ass-ets.  

We also reveal our new segment "Porno Corner".

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Welcome to the St Paddy's day episode!  It's late because da misses picked up some good Irish ale for the celebration and we're just now sobering up...

We did have a chance to discuss the movie "Devil" before we got totally trashed, and we enjoyed some yummy corned beef and cabbage, while watching things you can't unsee.

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We discuss Kirk, ad Justin becomes a foulmouthed eleven-year-old. Enjoy!

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A wrestler gets called out, Smallville winds up, Cartoon news, and NINJAS vs VAMPIRES is on its way.

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She's Team Edward. He's team Buffy. Let the battle begin.

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Today, Justin is afraid his relatives are listening.. cuz its all about SEX.

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The Suckcast host joins us to talk about playing COLE and producing the NINJAS VS Franchise

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Phil discusses Ghostbuster 3, Hannah Montana's Dad, Marvel's favorie X-Man, and much much more!

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We discuss why wrestling is hard to get into.. both as a fan.. and as a wrestler. WITH The HOT MESS's Phil Stamper!

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Justin and Alexia get deep into the Trek Reboot.. not as silly.. but really fascinating. LISTEN

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Phil fights crime. Plus Batman: Arkham Asylum, More SHEEN!, and The Source Code!

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Chick is nuts, Hulk hogan spills the beans, and MIB 3 stalls out.. and more!

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WOW! Learn about the obsession, nay, the way of LIFE that is World of Warcraft!

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Today we discuss the pebble's new film, "Faster".  They should have left off the F.  Maybe if there had been more focus on the ridiculous hotties it would have held our attention.  Also hear what we think about the latest film releases, and some really disturbing things you can't unsee.

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You're welcome Shelby.  :)

Today we discuss Repo: The Genetic Opera.  Enjoy our interpretations of the film.

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J+A talk about JJ Abrams' Star Trek, and ask, which is it.. a Prequel, a Sequel, or a Reboot.. or should they just eat chips?

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And he did it at the Oscars, which are now in Smallville. Weird.

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Daniel and Justin talk about the Transofrmers movie, its bizarre sequel, and the future of the franchise (WITH BALLS!)

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Justin and Alexia throw down over the Star Trek TNG movies and are joined by the illustrious Mr. A.

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Meet the man behind Randall, Manguy, 1/2 of the suckcast, and find out what Ninjas Vs Vampires almost was.. all on the new NINJAS VS YOU

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Voice actor and TF fan DANIEL ROSS joins us to explore the history of the Transformers toys, comics, and cartoons!

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Today we finally both get to see a BRAND NEW MOVIE!!!!!!!!!  We're so freakin' excited.

Not really, actually, but as usual we talk about way more than just a silly "based on actual events" movie.  Like Gerard Butler.  E-mail us your answer to the question of the cast for a chance to win something!  So yeah, enjoy!

Direct download: Sanctum.mp3
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Phil covers a TON of pop culture and entertainment news including  Jamie Foxx's fistfight, Star Trek, Twilight, Justin Bieber Dollhair, and the Superbowl SNAFU. Oh and Wrestling. This one is fun!!!

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Alexia and Justin geek out on the Original Series Movies (well, most of them) - and other stuff (We're looking at you, Freddy)

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Our Premiere Ep! Daniel and Justin talk about the inception of the NINJAS VS Universe.

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The premiere ep of POPOFF! Justin talks with Dan Guy about podcasting in general and the history of the SUCKCAST!

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Today we discuss the latest and greatest from our good friend Bruce Willis - Red.  We've also got some amazing "Things you can't unsee", and we talk about being the flagship for an entire podcast network.

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The Premiere episode of the HOT MESS! Who sucks more, Bieber or Stewart? Who is the HOT MESS?

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The Endlight Podcast Network Launches! Our hosts Justin and Alexia talk everything from Trek to the Prime timeline, to Harry Potter to the Empire Strikes Back to Twilight (he thinks it sucks, she thinks its not so sucky!)  to the sexual advances of the ghost of Gene Roddenberry.

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Today we discuss the latest Steve Carell animation.  It's a family episode but probably still not family friendly.  Let's just say baby Kaleo wasn't in the room when we recorded.

Want our take on your favorite film?  Give us your review at suckcast@gmail.com.

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Today we take on our girlfriends ex's.  Not really.  We've never actually had a girlfriend.  Any chick podcasts out there wanna get it on?  

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