Star Trek meets NSFW Comedy with in depth analysis of all the Trek series,movies, news, and more! The first podcast to become a feature film! Welcome to TREKOFF!

Today we discuss Cameron Diaz and her box - I mean, The Box.  What's in the box?  We probably should go back and watch 7 one of these days, such a good flick, but alas, we watched The Box.  And talked about the holidays.  So Happy Christmas and Merry Holidays and Tip Top Tet.

Direct download: The_Box.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 9:22pm EST

Today we review Splice, with Adrian Brody and a crazy french chick.  We also talk about the hiatus we did/didn't take, and the craziness that is us.

Direct download: Splice.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 4:19pm EST

We're on hiatus for lots of reasons.  Enjoy the new old material!

Direct download: suck_ate_us_the_hiatus.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 4:17pm EST

Today we are BACK!  With a vengeance, with a vengeance!

Happy Halloween.  We discuss the movie Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon.  We also find out why Dan is super gay all of a sudden, and our plans for the WORLD PREMIERE of Ninjas vs Vampires in Leesburg, VA.

Direct download: 67_Behind_the_mask.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 2:21pm EST

Today we discuss the movie Repo men.  We also have a visitor, a party foul, great things you can't unsee and more.

Direct download: 65_Repo_Men.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 11:45pm EST

Today we discuss Bruce Willis in Surrogates, view a video of Will, help Mascot with his work problem, and continue to pimp Ninjas Vs Zombies - now available on DVD everywhere.

Enjoy!

Direct download: 64_Surrogates.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 11:45pm EST

Today we discuss Dan's birthday, the weekend of moving and photoshoots, and the movie The Losers with Zoe Saldana and Jeffery Dean Morgan and some other dudes.

Remember to pre-order your copy of Ninjas Vs Zombies NOW!  Only 5 more days till the big release.

Direct download: 63_Losers.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:55pm EST

Today we have some very special guests, so we discuss The Bounty Hunter, with Gerard Butler and Jennifer Aniston.  We also get to find out what's up with Dan, more info on Cory's secrets and some great things you can't unsee.

Direct download: 62_Bounty_Hunter.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:49pm EST

Today we discuss a little art-house gem - Chloe, with Liam Neeson, JulieHOT Moore and Amanda Seyfried - yummy, yummy.  We also discuss Dan's new life as an uncle, Kaleo's shark cap, and the usual random crap.  Listen in for the intros to our special segments - mail, things you can't unsee, and suck of the week.  And we weren't even drunk this time!

Direct download: 61_Chloe.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 9:31am EST

Today we think we talk about the new Christopher Nolan movie "Inception".  We also discuss where we've been the last few weeks, and divulge some of the secrets we've been keeping, but not all of them.  There's also some new "things you can't unsee" videos and some discussion with special guest, miss Carla.

Direct download: 60_Inception.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 11:11pm EST

Today we discuss, Michael Cera as Michael Cera in Youth in Revolt, have some special guests, and sex games.

Direct download: 59_Youthinrevolt.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:58pm EST

Today we discuss lots of secrets, and the movie She's out of my League.  Welcome to summer everybody!

Direct download: 58_Shes_sucking_my_league.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 11:21pm EST

Today we discuss the Book of Eli movie, where we've been for two weeks, why Man Guy has a cane, Father's Day and other randomness.

Direct download: 57_Book_of_Eli.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:27pm EST

Suckast in Aliceland

Today we discuss the latest Tim Burton/Johnny Depp/Helena Bonham Carter artistic masterpiece, Alice in Wonderland.  We also talk about how gay Dan is, even though he pretends not to be, and how funny he isn't.  There's some other really cool stuff we discuss, you'll just have to listen for the surprises, like Dan did.

Don't forget to pre-order your own personal copy of Ninjas vs Zombies.  Available now wherever things are sold.  Seriously, if you can buy stuff there, you can probably get the movie - it's THAT good.

Direct download: 56_Alice.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 7:24pm EST

Today we discuss the Legion movie, some really good news regarding our sponsors and other fun tidbits from the week.

Direct download: 55_Legion.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:59pm EST

Today we discuss Iron Man 2, and drop a bomb on y'all.  You have to listen to this episode.

Direct download: 54_Ironman_Willsfinal.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 9:34pm EST

Suckcast on Elm Street

Today we discuss the new 2010 Nightmeh on Elm Street.  Please welcome Don Knotts, Jimmy Stewart, and James Cagny to the show!  We also find out who's the real humanitarian in the group, who makes the ultimate lime tortilla chip.

Ninjasvsvampires.com

Direct download: 53_Elm_St.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:00pm EST

Today we grow up and review another kids movie!  We also discuss Herman's Hero Penis win, Man Guy's latest film endeavor desires, and how incredibly boring we are.  Enjoy!

Direct download: 52_Train_Dragon.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 3:56pm EST

Happy Avatar release day everyone!  Today we discuss the new Kickass movie, Herman's training experiences, and some websites you don't want to go to.  No really - don't.

Direct download: 51_Kickass.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 9:08am EST

Today, we have a special guest joining us all the way from England!  Please welcome Fi3fi3, our contect contect winner!  She chose "Sean of the Dead" as the movie to review with us.  On top of that, we have new gear, more details about the Trimoncrocretopsien, some new crazy websites to visit, more on Herman's Ninja Warrior progress, and a homemade fleshlight.  All in all good times.  Check out Fi3's podcast at:

eccentricast.podbean.com

Direct download: 51_Sean_Dead_Fiona.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:59pm EST

Today we discuss the Razzies, the Oscars and start to evaluate some of the nominations.  We also take some time out for Storytime with Man Guy, although it's not a new segment. 

We still haven't watched the Guyver...

Direct download: 50_Hurt_locker.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:27am EST

Today we discuss Haiti, why we are DEFINITELY going to Hell, ping pong balls, and our favorite stereotyped Mexican character ever.  Zombie Strippers is our film review for this week.  If you don't want to go to Hell with us, don't listen to this episode.  You've been warned.

Direct download: 49_guilty_zombie_strippers.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 8:56am EST

Today we discuss the latest Robert Downy Jr. franchise, Sherlock Holmes.  We get to see some awesome gifs, talk about Herman's new bicycle and how he got it home, define a new sex act, and discuss juicin'.  Welcome to the fashion cast, where we discuss casual work attire, frayed jeans as a statement, and when it's ok to show up in just ass-less chaps and a smile.  We find out why Herman is a lion, and get FB official.

Direct download: 48_Holmes.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 9:42am EST

Today we discuss Man Guy's holiday and wreck, Herman's buddies $100 vacation steaks, his lack of attention to detail, and Sesame Street.  Herman's cooking in his pants, elephant garlic, Man Guy's balls, Herman's urinary habits, a bearded Brawny spoof, steak and a blow job day, and being in a jeep motherfucker in a motherfuckin' jeep!

BTW, CATCH UP MASCOT!!

Album Art to follow - maybe.

Direct download: 47_No_movie.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:31am EST

Today we discuss Avatar.  We also get into Man Guy's Plane crash, Herman's knowledge of math, the holidays around the suckcast family, how to make a gay playing card, and Herman's true feelings for Olivia Munn.  We also get to meet Herman's new girlfriend, and we get serious about horrible restaurant experiences.  So bad we can't use the real name!  Oh yeah - and we learn what it really means when Herman says he can help you out.

Direct download: 46_Avatar.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 11:38pm EST

Today we discuss Conan the barbarian. Herman made us watch it. Listen in to hear Man Guy's best prank ever, find out what's up in Herman's love life, and all the shenanigans Herman's into now. He's got to keep on movin'.
Direct download: 45_conan_final.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 5:29pm EST