Star Trek meets NSFW Comedy with in depth analysis of all the Trek series,movies, news, and more! The first podcast to become a feature film! Welcome to TREKOFF!

Today we discuss Ninja Assassin, the two parts of Jesus, The Guyver, and hating weakness.  In all things.  But mostly in ourselves.  And kittens. 

Congratulations to the contest contest winner!  We'll get your prizes shipped out at some point.  We also answer some listener questions, discuss Real Sex, why Connor doesn't wear pants, and have a very special announcement.  So listen closely and don't suck.

Direct download: 44_Ninja_Ass.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 9:16am EST

Happy Thanksgiving!  Thanks for being our listener!  Today we discuss how Herman tries to pick up chicks, how Man Guy is like Alf but hairier, Herman's date with a call girl, what Michael Keaton has been up to lately, and Man Guy's OJ problem. 

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Direct download: 43_Turkey_day.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 8:31am EST

As usual we have no album art because Herman is lazy.  Anyway, today we talk about our mini vacations, actually getting a chance to see a movie together for once, and why Herman needs to throw out his fuckberry and get a real phone.  We get to hear about Herman's new girlfriend, the difference between an ookie cookie party and a circle jerk, and the best autoplay commercial to be on a porn site.  Ba-low me sandwiches (Herman never actually gets what Man Guy and Producer Cory are trying say - hilarious!), rainbow parties, and our favorite Disney characters to fuck round out today's topics.  Oh yeah, and we talk about 4th kind and not being able to sleep again - ever.
Direct download: 42_4thkinda.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:03am EST

Today is the day we announce the newest suckcast CONTEST! Conveniently we're posting this on SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY!!!!!!!!!! We also talk about a whole bunch of other random stuff and review the latest 2007 release of Paranormal Activity and other films we're excited about. Enjoy the intro, Producer Cory made it just for Herman and Man Guy.
Direct download: 41_paranormal_contest.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 7:57pm EST

Today we come to you from a very special place and we have a very special guest.  New equipment bugs were still being worked out, but we were able to learn some things about Herman and had a blast.  We also discuss Zombieland and the Baltimore Comic-con. 

Special thanks to Scores Baltimore for letting us hang, and to Vivian for being so cool.

Direct download: 40_Baltimore_vivian.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 4:41pm EST

Today we discuss being all deady, why Man Guy only needs a 30 sec clip, reveal another ruined pornstar, lions killing midgets, Sucky from True Blood, and how hot Megan Fox is not. We also get to here about Herman's Summer & Savannah Jameson shot extravaganza, and find out why Man Guy REALLY goes to Pittsburgh. Herman also discusses what how he would stalk the beautiful Miss Grainger, and how awesome the Ring isn't.
Direct download: 39_Ring_Jennifer.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 2:21pm EST

OK seriously?  This film is one gigantic gay superhero joke.  Good thing we have gems to discuss like having a batroom monitor, Sphintertine and KFA, Sad Guy's depressing fly story, Herman's escapades with waitresses and being his wingman, decomposition rates, chili pizzas and pancake tacos, and we get to experience together the scariest thing Herman has ever done. 
Direct download: 38_superman_batman_enemas.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 4:22pm EST

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Today we discuss 9, get to sample Man Guy's culinary delight known as chili, and find out why playing with your nipples isn't weird.  We also talk a little about glitterification, nicknames, the Gang of 4 that is actually 3, diaphragms, and being bored enough to read the comments.  Man Guy finally gives us our Gay Dolphin gifts.
Direct download: 37_9.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 5:03pm EST

While Herman's away Man Guy takes the reins. Today we discuss the movie that isn't Unborn and one more reason Hollywood is lame. We also discuss movies we're excited about, and get an update from Herman on how his vacation is going.
Direct download: 36_Not_unborn.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 9:10pm EST

Today we discuss the improper way to make garlic bread, girlie magazines, back to school specials, broken iphones, and being ADHD.  We also sample strawberry shortkittens, define nipplefarts, and Herman's new underwear - not the Italian stuff.
Direct download: 35_Inglorious_Basterds.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 3:20pm EST

Today we discuss District 9 - if you haven't heard of it then you're lame.  We also give Herman 1 minute to defend anime, discuss the difference between nudists and exhibitionists, and you find out why Producer Cory isn't allowed to make margaritas before recording anymore.  We also talk about truck stop ash tray nipples, Jason Vorhees, and Herman gives a dramatic reading.
Direct download: 34_District9_final.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:48pm EST

Today we define a new term for movies that suck.  We also discuss the chicken suit surprise, fetishes, gambling problems, and what Herman calls girls that won't pay attention to him.  'Sup Stacey?
Direct download: 33_GI_Joe_final.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 4:27pm EST

Man Guy is back!!  So today we get to catch up on his week(s).  We also discuss his special foam crown, how bitter Herman's own medicine is, what happens to your eyes if you look at a half-naked poster of Chuck Norris, professional miniature golf, bad breakups, piercings, making mundane foods romantic, bum fights, the Undertaker and his lacky, and Man Guy's flawed circular logic.  Whew!  Oh yeah, and the new Hairy Squatter movie.  Get your popcorn ready - you're in for an action packed 2 hours of hilariousness!

Direct download: 32_Harry_Potter_final.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 2:40pm EST

Man Guy is on vacation - Woohoo PARTAY!!  So today we discuss the subtleties of fond vs rue, fresh vs dry, thyme travelling, Whisper the Winged Unicorn, NOS, NOS, and NOS.  We also answer the age old question of which is the best breakfast cereal ever (according to Ski Wolf), and chasing subtitles.

Direct download: 31_Fast_Furious_Final.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 11:43am EST

Today we discuss the Bruno movie, Herman's newest burger conconction and animals.  We really are a movie podcast, it's just not as much fun to only talk about movies, or really movies at all.  We also respond to a hot female listeners question for our new love suck segment.

Direct download: 30_Bruno_final.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 6:03pm EST

Today we discuss Herman's epic search for a Galaga system, Man Guy sounds like a gay Droopy Dog, TMNT, the Master Thespian and vaginal candles.  We also introduce our new segment "Lovesuckers", and give our take on the economy and housing.  Herman for president, 2016!!  Start the movement.
Direct download: 29_Kong_final.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:57pm EST

Today we discuss Pubic Enemas, er, Public Enemies, pie, sexual harrasment, streaking, dachsunds and other bad jokes.  Herman reveals his boring movie face and recipe for bacon marmalade, while Man Guy discusses the finer points of current cartoons, homemade chili and why he could be replaced by a desk.  We also divulge our ganter names and take you step by step to robbing a bank.  All in a little over an hour!
Direct download: 28_pubic_enemas_final.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 2:30pm EST

Today we discuss Transformers.  We don't have naked pics of Megan Fox, but we do have her autograph thanks to our voice over friend Daniel Ross - Thanks Kyle!  We also discuss sucking popsicles, Optimus the murderer, slowsplosions and how Sean Connery could have improved this movie.  Thanks expert special guests Daniel Ross and Steven King.
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 9:36am EST

Today we try REALLY hard to stay on topic for once.  Unfortunately making the dick sneeze on Jamie Lee Curtis, finding out what Tootsie Rolls are really made of and asking what would happen if another version of Man Guy walked in the room make that impossible.  We also discuss what you can do if you have Time Vision and get to hear about Herman's celebrity high 5's.
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 8:31am EST

Today we ask if Man Guy got lost from the theater to the studio, talk about REALLY random Herman dreams and which power ranger Man Guy thinks he should be, and we discuss the movies UP and Land of the Lost. Won't you join us as we run from Sleestacks, T-rex and talking dogs?
Direct download: 25_Up_Land_o_Lost.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:03am EST

Here it is.  The episode you've all been waiting for.  Herman made us watch The Highlander.  What more can we say.  You need to hear this. 
Direct download: 23_Highlander_final.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 6:23pm EST

Today we discuss the rebooted Star Trek movie, what we've been doing for the last three weeks or so, enjoying an awesome meal and we actually have to try to get Herman to talk.  Damn you pretty eyes for distracting him with your texts!  Don't you know he's already ADHD?!?
Direct download: 24_Star_Trek_Final.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 9:09pm EST

Today we discuss the guy's experiences with hauntings, and why Herman thinks male ghosts don't mind him.  We also get to hear Herman's dead-on James Earl Jones impression, find out why Man Guy thinks there isn't any plasma in the sun and endure a discussion of homonyms.  Oh yeah, and how Shaggy would haunt Toys R Us.
Direct download: 22_Haunting.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:14am EST

Today Herman reveals his recipe for the ultimate burger, we discuss the intracacies of a forced snowball, how Herman is going to get maced in the supermarket, why it's a good idea to throw pizzas at a wall and other horrible jobs.  During the second hour, we finally get to find out about The Man Guy's week, learn about the backwards bidet in the lamest town on the Chesapeake Bay, being a strict carnivore and our new PETP movement.  Won't you please join us?  NO MORE CELERY, NO MORE CELERY!!
Direct download: 21_supersize_final.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:59pm EST

Today we FINALLY discuss Watchmen.  We also talk about getting sticky, English accents, religiosity and the Titanic, and the Quickening.  A Scot named Ramirez?  Really?
Direct download: 20_Watchmen_final.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:54pm EST

Today we discuss our perfect podcast placement dude, why Herman would eat razorblades, what Jason would do on Ninja Warrior and Man Guy tries in vain to keep Herman focused on something for more than three - SHINY!  Let's go ride bikes.

Any Suckcast you think we shoud revisit?  Gives us your thoughts at suckcast@gmail.com

Direct download: 18_friday_13th_final.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 9:52am EST

WELLLL, DA, DAH, DA, DAH, DAAAHHH!!  What don't you understand? NO! NO! Don't shut me up! Lets DO IT AGAIN!! I dont need another minute, turn the mics on and lets GO AGAIN! I hope you enjoy this podcast, because its useless now...
Direct download: 17_bale_out_final.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 8:49pm EST

Today we review  .  A snow penis, everything you never wanted to know about Thundercats, Herman's super-duper-hero hat and peeing in the movie theater.  We also throw in some discussion of magicians, axe murderers, Don Notz, Looney Tunes and Gummi Bears, and we offer free foot rubs for e-mail (not actually unless you're the Lady J).
Direct download: 16_the_review_final.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 8:18am EST

Today we discuss The Herman's new haircut.  And his new haircut.  Oh yeah, we also talk about his new haircut.  Did we mention that The Herman got a new haircut?  'Cuz he did.  We talk about some other things like classy 70s porn, not sleeping, Benjamin Button, cookies, Tron and pong, but all those things are trivial compared to The Herman's haircut.
Direct download: 15_haircut_final.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 5:08pm EST

Join us as we discuss our holiday celebrations, read some e-mails and discuss the theory of relativity and The Karate Kid movies, All My Single Ladies, beat the crap out of Daniel, have a Fallout 3 intervention (thanks Herman), and Howard the Duck, UH!  Hopefully you can understand the segues, but we can't.
Direct download: 14_New_years_final.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 5:56pm EST

We took some time off for the holidays, but now we're back!  Today we discuss Christmas movies, Christmas plans, how to get arrested at 9 years old, and start rumors about the newest Happy Madison production, featuring the greatest actor who ever lived!
Direct download: 13_Bah_humbug.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 6:04pm EST