Today we discuss Ninja Assassin, the two parts of Jesus, The Guyver, and hating weakness.  In all things.  But mostly in ourselves.  And kittens. 

Congratulations to the contest contest winner!  We'll get your prizes shipped out at some point.  We also answer some listener questions, discuss Real Sex, why Connor doesn't wear pants, and have a very special announcement.  So listen closely and don't suck.

Happy Thanksgiving!  Thanks for being our listener!  Today we discuss how Herman tries to pick up chicks, how Man Guy is like Alf but hairier, Herman's date with a call girl, what Michael Keaton has been up to lately, and Man Guy's OJ problem. 

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As usual we have no album art because Herman is lazy.  Anyway, today we talk about our mini vacations, actually getting a chance to see a movie together for once, and why Herman needs to throw out his fuckberry and get a real phone.  We get to hear about Herman's new girlfriend, the difference between an ookie cookie party and a circle jerk, and the best autoplay commercial to be on a porn site.  Ba-low me sandwiches (Herman never actually gets what Man Guy and Producer Cory are trying say - hilarious!), rainbow parties, and our favorite Disney characters to fuck round out today's topics.  Oh yeah, and we talk about 4th kind and not being able to sleep again - ever.

Today is the day we announce the newest suckcast CONTEST! Conveniently we're posting this on SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY!!!!!!!!!! We also talk about a whole bunch of other random stuff and review the latest 2007 release of Paranormal Activity and other films we're excited about. Enjoy the intro, Producer Cory made it just for Herman and Man Guy.

Today we come to you from a very special place and we have a very special guest.  New equipment bugs were still being worked out, but we were able to learn some things about Herman and had a blast.  We also discuss Zombieland and the Baltimore Comic-con. 

Special thanks to Scores Baltimore for letting us hang, and to Vivian for being so cool.

Today we discuss being all deady, why Man Guy only needs a 30 sec clip, reveal another ruined pornstar, lions killing midgets, Sucky from True Blood, and how hot Megan Fox is not. We also get to here about Herman's Summer & Savannah Jameson shot extravaganza, and find out why Man Guy REALLY goes to Pittsburgh. Herman also discusses what how he would stalk the beautiful Miss Grainger, and how awesome the Ring isn't.

OK seriously?  This film is one gigantic gay superhero joke.  Good thing we have gems to discuss like having a batroom monitor, Sphintertine and KFA, Sad Guy's depressing fly story, Herman's escapades with waitresses and being his wingman, decomposition rates, chili pizzas and pancake tacos, and we get to experience together the scariest thing Herman has ever done. 

Today we discuss 9, get to sample Man Guy's culinary delight known as chili, and find out why playing with your nipples isn't weird.  We also talk a little about glitterification, nicknames, the Gang of 4 that is actually 3, diaphragms, and being bored enough to read the comments.  Man Guy finally gives us our Gay Dolphin gifts.

While Herman's away Man Guy takes the reins. Today we discuss the movie that isn't Unborn and one more reason Hollywood is lame. We also discuss movies we're excited about, and get an update from Herman on how his vacation is going.

Today we discuss the improper way to make garlic bread, girlie magazines, back to school specials, broken iphones, and being ADHD.  We also sample strawberry shortkittens, define nipplefarts, and Herman's new underwear - not the Italian stuff.