Star Trek meets NSFW Comedy with in depth analysis of all the Trek series,movies, news, and more! The first podcast to become a feature film! Welcome to TREKOFF!

We watch Star Trek Discovery and give you our gut reactions. Love it? Hate it? Both? You NEED to know. Listen now to TREKOFF! #trekoff #startrekdiscovery

Direct download: Star_Trek_Discovery.mp3
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J&A come back for seconds at the Orville and have one last look forward to the upcoming Star Trek: Discovery. Buckle up for a brand new TREKOFF podcast!

Direct download: orville_round_2.mp3
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Seth MacFarlane's new Star Trek TNG Style Action Comedy has finally Aire don Fox. Does it fly or does it fail? Also! Wrath Of Khan returns to cinemas and We invent a NSFW kids toy. Listen now to the TREKOFF Podcast!

Direct download: the_orville.mp3
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Joss Whedon and David Greenwald's Horror Masterpiece is reviewed. Does it stand up these years later as groundbreaking? Will it... TEQUILA IS MY LADY!! - Listen Now to Popoff!

Direct download: the_cabin_in_the_woods2.mp3
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Son of Spock to wed Jadzia! Defenders review! Behind the scenes of Discovery! Justin goes to the X-Mansion! A cornucopia of fun on the TREKOFF podcast!

Direct download: Grabbag.mp3
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J&A begin their quest to check out the definitive history of the production of STAR TREK. Listen now to a fun episode of TREKOFF!

Direct download: the_fifty_year_mission.mp3
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Justin and Arthur dive deep into Joss Whedon's first feature, SERENITY, following up on FIREFLY. Does this ship fly with love, or is it an Albatross on the neck of the cult series. Listen now to POPOFF.

Direct download: serenity_review.mp3
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We speak briefly with Garrett Wang, who played Harry Kim on Star Trek Voyager! Also: Giving Voyager characters another chance! Listen now to TREKOFF!

Direct download: Harry_Kim2.mp3
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J&A finish their in depth review of Marvel's hit Space Superhero saga. Go Character by character through this hit flick on the TREKOFF podcast!

Direct download: gotg2.mp3
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Part 1 of our massive review of the breakaway hit sequel to Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy. Does it stand up to the original? Find out on TREKOFF!

Direct download: gotg1.mp3
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We discuss the final episodes of Joss Whedon's masterpiece: FIREFLY. 

Direct download: last_firefly.mp3
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J&A Discuss the firing of the Han Solo movie directors and Ron Howard as their replacement - PLUS - Star Trek Discovery abandon's Roddenberry's rule. Listen now to TREKOFF!

Direct download: SOLO.mp3
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Arthur and Justin deep dive on 4 episodes of Firefly: "Out of Gas", "Ariel", "War Stories", and "Trash", with some unexpected diversions into gender politics thrown in. Listen now to POPOFF!

Direct download: firefly_eps_part_2.mp3
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J&A interview director Bradley Weatherholt about his groundbreaking documentary "The Prequels Strike Back: A Fan's Journey" - whether you love or hate the Star Wars prequels, you'll want to hear what this man has to say.

Direct download: the_BRAD.mp3
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J&A have a quickie with all the villains of Star Trek to find out who is the sexiest! Performed LIVE at Awesomecon 2017!

Direct download: awesome2017.mp3
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Arthur and Justin go Episode by Episode through the first half of Joss Whedon's space western: Firefly!

Direct download: firefly_eps.mp3
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Arthur and Justin discuss the themes and characters in Joss Whedon's beloved Sci-Fi Western series, FIREFLY. Listen now to a brand new POPOFF!

Direct download: firefly1.mp3
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We unbox VR Star Trek Bridge Crew PLUS we share Mark Hamill's misgivings about Luke in Star Wars The Last Jedi. Listen now to a super fun TREKOFF!

Direct download: VRGamer.mp3
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Iron Fist gets Fisted. Defenders need defending. Discovery rediscovers a role. Are Reshoots the kiss of Death, or can they save a project? Find out today on the TREKOFF Podcast!

Direct download: iron_fisted_done.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 12:30am EDT

Arthur and Justin look at all of Buffy and all of Angel, with top lists, favorite episodes, cultural impact and more as they wrap up their review of Joss Whedon's masterpiece.

Direct download: end_of_buffy.mp3
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J&A Argue over the new Star Trek Series trailer. Love it? Hate it? Think it looks a lot like "The Orville"? - PLUS - The War Against the Machines!  Listen now to TREKOFF!

Direct download: discovery_trailer.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 3:59am EDT

The Buffyverse ENDS. Spike is back! Smile Time! Illyria! Justin screams at the TV while Arthur laughs! Is this the best season of TV ever made? And how does it fit into the St. Elsewhere / Tommy Westphall theory! Listen now to the POPOFF podcast!

Direct download: angel_season_5.mp3
Category:popoff -- posted at: 12:24pm EDT

J&A watch the "STAR WARS: The Last Jedi" Trailer, get bad news about the next STAR TREK movie, then discuss whether WILLIAM SHATNER is still telling us all to GET A LIFE! All this and more on the new episode of TREKOFF!

Direct download: the_shat_jedi.mp3
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J&A discuss the way main characters die on TREK! PLUS: The THOR Trailer, Crappy Iron Fist, Madonna and More on this DOUBLE-SIZED EPISODE of TREKOFF!

Direct download: The_DEATH_Trek.mp3
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Arthur and Justin explore the hotly debated Fourth season of ANGEL, featuring the return of Faith! Willow! Angelus! but also the undoing of Cordy! PLUS: Batgirl, Wonder Woman and More! Listen now to POPOFF!

Direct download: ANGEL_SEASON_4.mp3
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Star Trek Discovery Gets gritty! Dr. Bashir fights Batman! We boycott Twilight and ScarJo, and Rainn Wilson takes on the mantle of TOS favorite Harry Mudd! Listen now to this chock FULL episode of TREKOFF!

Direct download: make_it_RAINN.mp3
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J&A concoct the ultimate fantasy STAR TREK video game! Who would YOU PLAY? PLUS: Star Trek Bridge Commander VR and MORE! Listen now to TREKOFF!

Direct download: gamey.mp3
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Darla's fate! Connor! Lilah! Fred! ANGEL: The Series hits its stride in season 3 and our hosts Arthur and Justin are there to bring you on the journey! Listen now to POPOFF!

Direct download: angelseason3.mp3
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J&A forego the usual TREK talk to have a serious discussion about the point of views of both sexes, and conclude: "We need to be nicer".

Direct download: boys_and_girls.mp3
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THIS WEEK: J&A get silly talking about Jason Isaacs and Mary Wiseman on "Star Trek: Discovery" PLUS: Doctor Strange, Logan, Thor: Ragnarok, Hollywood Babble-On, and Liam Neeson.

Direct download: Late2.mp3
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In this Double-Sized episode of TREKOFF, J&A count down the biggest Romantic Relationships in all of Star Trek! PLUS: CBS insults Trek, Nick Meyer gives us hope, and more! Listen NOW!

Direct download: the_LOVE_TREK.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 2:52pm EDT

Arthur and Justin delve into the second season of ANGEL: The Series, as we meet Fred, journey to another Dimension, and witness the return of Darla. Listen now to the POPOFF Podcast!

Direct download: angel_season_2.mp3
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J&A discuss, Ender's Game, Terminator, Ghostbusters, Neighbors, Joke Anatomy, La La Land, Adapting Books to Movies, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Lemony Snicket, Reboots, Rogue One, and MORE! 

Direct download: terminender2.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 9:30pm EDT

Justin and Arthur begin their in depth discussion of ANGEL, the dark, complicated spinoff to Buffy! Join us for the final episodes of POPOFF!

Direct download: angelpop1.mp3
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J&A look at the leaked images of the new Klingon design for Discovery and wonder: "If it's not broke, why fix it?" - PLUS: They Might Be Giants, Reboots and Rogue One, Internet Empathy and MORE! Listen to the new episode of TREKOFF!

Direct download: klingons.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 11:26pm EDT

Trek Doctors RANKED

J&A Return to their analysis of the TREK Doctors, From Bones to Phlox - Who will win? This plus Frasier and the ROCK on Voyager! Listen now to TREKOFF!

Direct download: Doctor_Doctor.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 10:28am EDT

A Brand New Sarek

J&A Discuss the casting of James Frain as Spock's Father in STAR TREK Discovery, the new TV Series delay and production start, Mel Gibson's return and STAR WARS: The Last Jedi. All this and more on a brand new TREKOFF Podcast!

Direct download: newsarek.mp3
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Trekoff on the Edge of Forever

J&A look at Harlan Ellison's account of the making or the greates Original Episode series! This PLUS: Star Trek Discovery News, Ron Glass, XMEN Apocalypse and MORE!

Direct download: HarlanE.mp3
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Lost Princess - Remembering Carrie

Our hosts mourn the loss of Carrie Fisher. Also, a moment for Debbie Reynolds and George Michael.

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The New Years Show - TREK OFF 2016!!

J&A Discuss the DC Television Universe, Klingons on STAR TREK: Discovery, and "For Love of Spock". All this plus 2016 celebrity deaths, the Roddenberry Archives and MORE! Listen now to the NEW YEARS Trekoff Podcast!

Direct download: ny2016.mp3
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TREKOFF for the Holidays - DOUBLE EPISODE

J&A discuss Religion on Star Trek and future Trek's responsibility to a divided world. PLUS: An Obi-Wan Movie, Member Berries, and Favorite Holiday movies! Listen now to TREKOFF!

Direct download: XMAS_2016.mp3
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REVIEW: Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

J&A Return to a galaxy far far away as they review the brand new Star Wars spinoff film! Listen now to a double sized TREKOFF!

Direct download: rogue_one.mp3
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Manly Trek - the Mister A Story

TREKOFF producer Mister A stops by to discuss his journey to Star Trek, plus Bryan Fuller leaves Discovery, There "Some Kind of" hilarity, and Breakfast at Tiffany's! Listen now to TREKOFF!

Direct download: mister_a_invades.mp3
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Star Trek: The Next Generation Season 7 - Part 3 of 3

J&A complete their episode by episode voyage through TNG's Final season in this SUPER DOUBLE SIZED episode of the amazing TREKOFF podcast!

Direct download: tng_season_7_part_3.mp3
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Star Trek: The Next Generation Season 7 - Part 2

Our Hosts continue their journey through the final season of TNG, in this episode by episode review. Happy Thanksgiving!!

Direct download: tng_s72.mp3
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Star Trek: The Next Generation Season 7 - Part 1

Our hosts go episode by episode through TNG seventh and final season. You do NOT want to miss this episode of TREKOFF.

Direct download: tng_season_7_part_1.mp3
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TREKOFF GRAB BAG: Yoga Hosers, Discovery, Supergirl, and More!

J&A fear CBS's delay of STAR TREK: Discovery, Debate the quality of the CW's Supergirl, Discuss Kevin Smith's new film, and Q! Listen now to TREKOFF!

Direct download: grabbagdisc.mp3
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Kirk vs. Spock vs. Picard: LIVE at Intervention 2016!

J&A battle it out over the top 3 TREK Characters ever. PLUS: J&A Meet Rene Auberjonois, Juliet Landau, Dwight Schultz and MORE! Listen now to TREKOFF!

Direct download: Intervention2016.mp3
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STAR TREK Main Characters, Ranked.

J&A Count down the 39 main characters from all the STAR TREK Incarnations! PLUS, Alexia goes to the Smithsonian to celebrate TREK's 50th!

Direct download: top39char.mp3
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Batman v. Superman v. Trekoff - Round 2

J&A blast into what works, what doesn't and if you should see Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice (hint: Wonder Woman plays a part)! Two separate Marthas want you to listen to TREKOFF!

Direct download: batsvSupes2.mp3
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BATMAN v.SUPERMAN v.TREKOFF - Round 1

The gloves are off as J&A battle the controversial Zack Snyder Superhero blockbuster. Love it? Hate it? You'll want to hear this episode of TREKOFF!

Direct download: BatsVsSupes1.mp3
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Sexy Body Swaps

J&A discusses what we'd really do if our minds were suddenly in Kirk's body, take a look at William Shatner's "Leonard", and crash into No Man's Sky. PLUS: Star Wars EU, David Bowie's Codpiece, and MORE! Listen now to TREKOFF!

Direct download: sexy_body_swap.mp3
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Beyond Crashes and Discovery Soars

J&A reveal exciting details on the new TREK series "Star Trek Discovery", examine why BEYOND "failed" at the box office, and discover a comic that blends BOTH Kirk Timelines. All this, plus exciting news for both Justin and Alexia! Listen now to TREKOFF!

Direct download: Beyond_the_discovery.mp3
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Top 10 best STAR TREK episodes

What are the very best TREK eps? Inner light? Edge of forever? J&A get deep into STLV's list of the best, PLUS: drunk podcasting, mad libs, super meat, and MORE! Listen now to TREKOFF!

Direct download: Top_10_best_episodes.mp3
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STAR TREK: Beyond Discovery - DOUBLE SIZED EPISODE!

STAR TREK BEYOND Box Office, Second Viewing, Timeline, and more.. PLUS: The scoop on the new STAR TREK TV series, "STAR TREK Discovery"! Listen now to a DOUBLE SIZED TREKOFF!

Direct download: BeyondBeoyond.mp3
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REVIEW: Star Trek Beyond

J&A Review the 13th Star Trek film, STAR TREK BEYOND. Is it a return to TREK or FAST and FURIOUS in space? Find out now. Listen to TREKOFF.

Direct download: Star_Trek_Beyond.mp3
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Before BEYOND: A Star Trek BEYOND Primer

Before you watch STAR TREK BEYOND, bring yourself up to speed with a review of the '09 reboot and INTO DARKNESS! Plus: Our hopes and fears for the new flick and Star Trek MAD LIBS! Listen now to TREKOFF!

Direct download: before_beyond.mp3
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Takei: "Too Gay!

George Takei slams Gay Sulu, Independence Day Resurges, plus our FIRST Trek! Justin and Alexia go on separate missions for a very unusual TREKOFF!

Direct download: takei_too_gay.mp3
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A Tragedy, A Trailer, A Timeline

In this DOUBLE SIZED episode, J&A examine Rihanna in the new STAR TREK BEYOND trailer, visit the new Kelvin Timeline, and say goodbye to Anton Yelchin. Listen now to the TREKOFF podcast!

Direct download: 3ts.mp3
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A TREKOFF Primer

We start with a brief history of TREKOFF, veer off into the Rogue One rumors, Star Trek Beyond preconceptions, and the release of TREKOFF: The Motion Picture! Listen now to the TREKOFF PODCAST!

Direct download: TREKOFF_the_Primer.mp3
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STAR TREK Beyond Trailer! Trexels! Superheroes!

J&A Watch the new Trailer with you, play an awesome TREK game, and get psyched about Suicide Squad and Civil War! Listen now to TREKOFF!

Direct download: BEYONDTRAILER2.mp3
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STAR TREK Series, Axanar, Trailer... and GhostBusters

J&A dissect the new TREK Series Trailer, watch the Axanar Lawsuit Drop, explore the future home of Trek.. plus Ghostbusters Hate, Supergirl, Our Movie, and more!!! Listen now to part 1 of a 2 part MEGA-TREKOFF!

Direct download: megatrekoff2016_1.mp3
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Dagobah's Witnesses

Alexia Destroys SciFi, Luke and Leia Kiss, Hot missionaries visit Justin, and TREKOFF makes the NEWS in Philly! All this plus more on a hilarious new TREKOFF!!

Direct download: May4th_Mono.mp3
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The Freaks and the Fuddy-Duddies

A smart, heated debate about whether STAR TREK should, as a show of inclusion, include more tattoos, more piercings, more pink hair... more self expression! TREKOFF as you've never heard it! Listen NOW!

Direct download: FREAKFUDDIES.mp3
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BENDER!

Wanna hear about the new TREK show's timeline? How about what a D*ck Justin Bieber is? How about an interview with indie-film director Kevin Bender (Quantum Suicide)? All this, plus Physics, TNG love, and more! Listen now to TREKOFF!

Direct download: bender.mp3
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 Picard: Sex and the Single Captain

Jean Luc gets freaky as J&A examine the many loves and lusts of one captain Jean Luc Picard. All this plus NYC, Holo-Love and more! Listen now to TREKOFF!!

Direct download: sexy_picard.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 9:55pm EDT

My Oh Meyer!

J&A discuss the addition of Nicholas Meyer (Director of Star Trek 2 and 6) to the new STAR TREK series. All this plus Rod Roddenberry, X-Files-Trek-Crossovers, TREKOFF: THe Motion Picture, and More! Listen now to TREKOFF!!!

Direct download: myOHMeyer.mp3
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OFFTREK: 3d Superhero Blockbuster!

J&A go OFFTREK on Deadpool, Oculus Rift vs Google Cardboard, and TREKOFF about pay raises for Kirk Spock, and MCoy! All this plus Skinemax talk! Listen now to TREKOFF! 

Direct download: Comix.mp3
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That Fuller Feeling

J&A Geek out about the new TREK series and it's showrunner Bryan Fuller (Pushing Daisies, Hannibal, Star Trek: Voyager). All this plus video editing, old timey radio voices, and more! Listen now to the TREKOFF show!

Direct download: Bryan_Fuller.mp3
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Greetings from Hoth

J&A get snowed in with STAR TREK 6 vs Generations, the DC TV Universe, Labyrinth, and Star Wars Visual Effects Reel. Listen now to TREKOFF!

Direct download: Hoth.mp3
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Suing Star Trek

J&A discuss the current lawsuit against Star Trek: Anaxar, plus the defense of STAR TREK V, the new Star Trek Beyond Trailer, and more!!

Direct download: ANAXAR.mp3
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The Force Is Still Awake!

J&A Reflect on multiple viewings of the new STAR WARS film, speculate about mysteries of Episode VIII, and Luke Skywalker gets some "Me time". Listen now to TREKOFF!

Direct download: The_Force_is_still_Awake.mp3
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The Force Awakened

J&A Review STAR WARS: The Force Awakens. Plus: Reviews of current trailers including the first trailer for STAR TREK BEYOND. Listen now to TREKOFF!!

Direct download: The_Force_Awakened.mp3
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Chaos on the Bridge

J&A discuss the William Shatner documentary about Star Trek: The Next Generation - PLUS - Star Wars: Lost Stars, and our hopes and fears for The Force Awakens!

Direct download: chaos_on_the_bridge.mp3
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Jonesing for Jessica

J&A discuss the new Batman v Superman trailer, laugh about Star Wars: The Force Awakens, battle the Enterprise and the Falcon, and rock out on Jessica Jones! Listen now to TREKOFF!

Direct download: jonesing_for_jessica.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 1:24pm EDT

Vic Mignogna - the TREKOFF Interview

VoiceOver superstar Vic Micogna (FullMetal Alchemist, Naruto and a million more) talks with J&A about his role as Captain Kirk (as well as writing and directing) on Star Trek Continues, working on most of the fan productions, and his incredible life and work in your favorite animated hits. Listen now to TREKOFF!!

Direct download: Vic_Mignogna.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 12:00pm EDT

STAR TREK RETURNS TO TV!

J&A discuss brand new Star Trek series announced by CBS last week. Wii it suck? Will it be great? Will it be another TNG?  Are Trek fans being to judgey? We hit it all in this excellent new episode of TREKOFF! Listen now!

Direct download: TV_Trailer_part_2.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 12:00pm EDT

The Force Awakens Trailer Talk

Alexia watches the new Star Wars Trailer for the first time LIVE while we record. Hear her gut reactions and get our thoughts on the upcoming film, the poster, the trailer, and more! All this, plus... JEM? Listen now to TREKOFF!

Direct download: TV_TRAILER_PART_1.mp3
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Kids on Trek

J&A discuss the presence of children on the TREK ships. All this plus Voyager talk, profanity, and inappropriate signs! Listen now to TREKOFF!!

Direct download: Voyager_baby.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 2:31pm EDT

TREKOFF Interview: 5th Passenger

J&A interview Director Scott Baker and Actress Morgan Lariah, producers and writers of the TREK-Stravaganza 5th Passenger starring Marina Sirtis (Troi), Armin Shimerman (Quark), Tim Russ (Tuvok), Manu Intiraymi (Icheb), and more!! All this plus creepy hugs and real-life actor talk! Listen now to TREKOFF!

Direct download: 5th_Passenger.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 10:45pm EDT

He-Man, Trek on TV, and Showing Junk

J&A discuss Masters of The Universe, Blockbuster vs TV Trek, A Voyager main actor's arrest, and more! Listen now to Trekoff!

Direct download: Show_your_junk_Appropriately.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 4:16pm EDT

We Are Nerds! SPECIAL EDITION

J&A Reveal the cast of Star Wars Rogue One, Discuss the TNG's "Brothers", TOS's The Squire of Gothos, TMNT, The Force Awakens Plot and... at the end of the episode, hear Justin's brand new Geek-inspired song that will become your favorite song ever. Listen now to TREKOFF!!

Direct download: TREKOFF_We_are_nerds.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 8:27pm EDT

HD Crispy TNG

HD Next-Gen! Acting comparisons of early and late Data and Picard. Rubber suits. Justin haunts Alexia. VHS tapes and EMPs, and a list of Justin's favorite podcasts.. A jam-packed episode of TREKOFF!! Listen Now!

Direct download: HD_Crispy_TNG.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 2:02pm EDT

Star Wars 90210 - LIVE at Intervention 2015

J&A return to the Intervention CON to play F***, Marry Kill, Discuss Fantastic Four, Rogue One, Trek Ethnicity, and the violence of Mind Melds. 

Direct download: Intervention_Fantastic.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 3:13pm EDT

The Top 50 Sci Fi Shows ever AND Vulcan chubbies

J&A Count down the best television Sience Fiction has ever offerred, but not before angry geek-venting, and lots of naked trek talk. Listen now to a crazy episode of TREKOFF!!

Direct download: thevulcanchubby.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 12:26am EDT

The Trainwreck - or - Brad: The next generation

J&A lose their sh*t after crashing and burning and wind up in a crazy,  hilarious Holodeck fantasy. All this plus Pixels, Game of Thrones (spoiler free), and Ant Man. Listen now to Trekoff!

Direct download: Trainwreck.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 9:42pm EDT

Enterprise Vs Millennium Falcon

J&A pit the Star Wars classic vs all the Trek ships, PLUS Camp vs Serious TOS, Damon from Vampire Diaries, and Walgreens Vibrators. Listen now to TREKOFF!!

Direct download: Millennium.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 12:37pm EDT

Jurassic Sperminator

J&A Get down, dirty, and hilarious about Jurassic World and Terminator Genisys, Game of Thrones (no spoilers), and Defiance - and EVENTUALLY get around to DS9's "Babel". 

Direct download: Sperminator.mp3
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J&A beam aboard a new crewmember to discuss Phase 2/New Voyages with Jaime Sanchez! All this plus Q,Enterprise seasons 3&4, and more!! Listen now to TREKOFF!

Direct download: wrath_of_carmen.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 4:57pm EDT

If WE made the Next Trek - Trekoff LIVE at Awesomecon 2015

J&A Figure out what the next Trek should be all about, while also discussing LUCY, Avengers, Robotic Lovers, and Pisscake. Listen to this amazing LIVE episode of TREKOFF!!

Direct download: awesomecon-_2015.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 3:16pm EDT

Get Pegged - or - The TrekVengers!!

J&A discuss Simon Pegg's "Star Trek: Beyond" Writing strategy, review Mad Max and the Avengers 2, and still have time for Neuromancer, Feminism, and Dead Dogs! Listen now to TREKOFF!!

Direct download: Get_Pegged.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 2:33pm EDT

J&A talk about Janice Rand, Avengers, Tom Baker, and Real life Replicators, AND are joined by the masterminds behind TREKYARDS - the prestigous Webseries all about Trek Starships!! Listen now to TREKOFF!!

Direct download: Trekyards.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 7:54pm EDT

Chick Trek

THE DELTA QUADRAN'T'S Melissa joins J&A to discuss Girls growing up watching Star Trek, Female characters in TREK, Voyager, and more! Listen now to TREKOFF!!

Direct download: chick_trek_TREKOFF.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 12:52pm EDT

J&A get together for a brief chat about the STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS (Episode 7) Trailer! We geek out and stuff for a quick Supplemental Episode of TREKOFF! Listen now!

Direct download: FORCE_AWAKENS_AGAIN.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 1:04am EDT

The TARDIS meets the Enterprise as J&A create the perfect Mashup Crew of TREK and WHO, performed LIVE at Regeneration Who. (PLUS: Special Bonus content: The PLAYING DOCTOR podcast interview!!)

Direct download: Doctor_Trek_MASHUP.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 8:42pm EDT

TNG Season 4 Review: Part 2

J&A Complete their journey through the fourth season of Star Trek: the Next Generation! PLUS: Clone Wars, Ashoka tano, Doctor Who, and more, in this amazing episode of TREKOFF!

Direct download: TNG_Season_4_part_2.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 9:07pm EDT

Borg! Klingons! and Lore! Oh My!! J&A Go episode by episode through the fourth season of Star Trek: The Next Generation! PLUS: A farewell to Harve Bennett and more!! (Part 1 of 2)

Direct download: TNG_S4_part_1.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 9:33pm EDT

For Leonard

J&A Invite you to join us in thinking about Leonard Nimoy and sharing our blubbering and meandering on what his life and loss has meant to us.

Direct download: Funeral_for_a_friend.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 10:26pm EDT

J&A discuss Star Trek 3: The Search for Spock, as well as the upcoming NUTrek 3. All this, plus Lightsabers, and filthy Kirk on Risa. A HILARIOUS (and wrong) Trekoff!

Direct download: STAR_TREK_3.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 9:15pm EDT

J&A Discuss the pleaseure planet Risa, the Librarians, Agent Carter, Angel, and whether or not Worf is a Dick. All this and sickness too!! Listen now to TREKOFF!

Direct download: The_Sick_Show.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 8:52pm EDT

J&A talk to the person behind the Kickstarter campaign to make a giant Captain Kirk statue in Kir's home state of Iowa, Mr Jonathan Eike. All this, plus: "Did TNG Age well?", a TOS Rewatch proposition, and MORE! Listen to TREKOFF!

Direct download: The_KIRK_Statue.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 4:19pm EDT

J&A discuss the STAR WARS Force Awakens trailer, the Hobbit finale, the fate of the new Star Trek movie, NINJAS VS MONSTERS, and more... PLUS Brad Loss from the Fully Disclosed podcast stops on by! Come listen now to the first TREKOFF of 2015!

Direct download: Brad_Loss.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 8:54pm EDT

J&A return to DS9 to explore their Pah while enjoying the "NSFW" orb experience (it's LINEAR!) , PLUS: Indie Director J. Fabian joins J&A to discuss his film El Guitarist, and much much more! Listen now to TREKOFF! 

Direct download: ElGuitaristTrekoff.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 4:51pm EDT

J&A are joined by Star Trek Phase II's Jaime Sanchez to discuss their new episode, New Voyages, Faragut, Growing up TREK, meeting Trek celebs and much much more!! Listen now to TREKOFF!

Direct download: Phase_II_Jaime.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 3:30pm EDT

Geno, Matt, and Ben from the Delta Quadrant join J&A to make the case for STAR TREK: Voyager. One of the best TREK conversations you may ever hear. Listen now to TREKOFF.

Direct download: Delta_2.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 1:02pm EDT

He's "Future Guy" from Enterprise, our fave J'em Hadar from DS9, Wheeljack from TRANSFORMERS PRIME... he's graced the sets of TNG, VOY, Highlander, Remington Steele, and a ton more... J&A interview actor and awesome dude JAMES HORAN! Listen now to TREKOFF!

Direct download: Jame_horan_is_the_MAN.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 6:35pm EDT

J&A Continue their convo about Canon, STAR WARS Legends, and TREK 2009, Sports vs Cosplay, NY Pizza, and MORE! Listen to the conclusion of our LIVE TREKOFF PERFORMANCE in MANHATTAN!!

Direct download: Trekoff_Manhattan_2.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 10:41pm EDT

J&A travel to the Big Apple to get dirty with Marvel, discuss STAR WARS Rebels, Generations, The EU, and much more on this LIVE episode of TREKOFF!

Direct download: Trekoff_Manhattan_part_1.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 12:16pm EDT

Justin gets down with John Broughton and Paul Sieber about the history of Starship Farragut and the kickstarter for their new project, "The Crossing"! 

Direct download: Farragut.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 8:07pm EDT

Klingons! Gorn! Drax the Destroyer! Robocop! Bumbleblast! Shockwave! Lobo! You name it, you've heard this man voice it. J&A interview voice actor extraordinaire DAVID SOBOLOV!

Direct download: David_Sobolov.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 3:15pm EDT

The SciFi Diner Podcast's M Sieiro Garcia stops by a discussion of Romulans, Cosplay, Shuttlecrafts, Intervention, and the Captain's... mast. Listen now to a new TREKOFF!

Direct download: MR-A-SPEAKS_UP.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 10:23pm EDT

J&A must choose which Doctor or Companion they would F, Marry, Kill - PLUS Doctor Crusher chooses a candle, Riker gives the beard to everyone, Firefly, Abrams, and more on a LIVE PERFORMANCE of TREKOFFF!

Direct download: Intervention2014.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 9:44pm EDT

When Kirk meets Picard! When Q meets Sisko! When Riker meets Archer! Its crossover time and J&A discuss it.. plus Robin Williams, Artemis, Continuity and a TON MORE! Listen to the SUPER SIZED episode of TREKOFF!!

Direct download: The_cROSSOVER.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 10:55am EDT

PODCAST WHO's Phil Stamper joins J&A to talk about Cox... a lot.. its really funny - then we get into Doctor Who and DS9. Listen now to a totally fun episode of TREKOFF!

Direct download: Phil_Cox.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 11:39am EDT

J&A discuss the final ep of Star Trek: TNG, plus awesome band Elen Strife, Doctor Who's new trailer, screming birds and PERCOCET! Listen now to TREKOFF!!

Direct download: All_ok_things.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 2:29pm EDT

J&A discuss how characters from Buffy, Sherlock, Doctor Who and more would fare on the Enterprise! All this plus TNG Season 8, Sex with a candle, Back injuries, and More! Listen now to TREKOFF!!

Direct download: Back_to_the_Future.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 2:29pm EDT

J&A Complete their journey through the 3rd season of STAR TREK : TNG - and its Borgilicious! Listen now to TREKOFF!

Direct download: TNG_Season_3_part_2.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 7:00am EDT

J&A Review every episode of the third season of STAR TREK : TNG, and it is glorious. Listen now to TREKOFF

Direct download: TNG_Season_3_part_1.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 5:24am EDT

J&A are joined by NINJAS Producer Steve Campbell to hold court on which is better STAR TREK '09 or Into Darkness - PLUS - Star Trek RPGs, Riverside Iowa, and MORE! Listen now to TREKOFF!!

Direct download: campbell_interview.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 9:58am EDT

"The Greatest American hero" and "Carrie" (and like a million other things) star joins J&A to discuss "Sparks", superhero films, geeking out on celebrities, and MORE! Listen NOW to TREKOFF!!!

Direct download: THE_William_Katt.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 4:24pm EDT

Listen to J&A's LIVE show at AWESOMECON, Where they assemble the SEXIEST Star Trek Crew Imaginable! (NSFW)

Direct download: Awesomecon_2014.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 10:33pm EDT

Legendary Actor and MTV Lifetime Achievement award winner CLINT HOWARD (TOS, DS9, Enterprise, The Grinch, Sparks, and like everything), joins J&A to discuss growing up in Hollywood, doing time on TREK, Geeking out on celebs, and his new movie, SPARKS! Look, do NOT miss this episode.. its amazing.

Direct download: clinthowardalpha.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 10:51pm EDT

J&A discuss DS9's place in TREK, XBOX LIVE sex games, Nudity in Theatre, and out spankin new TRAILER for TREKOFF: The Motion Picture.

Direct download: Trailer_Goodness.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 2:37am EDT

We discuss the proper Star Wars viewing order, Farscape, Clone Wars, and then Take on Poor Picard's BORG TORTURE. A really good show! We approve!

Direct download: Poor_Picard.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 10:38pm EDT

Geno from THE DELTA QUADRANT podcast joins us to create our OWN Star Trek series, with an awesome Female Captain!! PLUS: Naked Rock Band, Harold Ramis, and MORE!!!

Direct download: A_new_show_2.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 10:28pm EDT

J&A are joined by Geno from The Delta Quadrant Podcast as they discuss the rumors of a brand new Star Trek TV show - FLAME ON!

Direct download: A_New_Show.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 10:56pm EDT

The DELTA QUADRANT PODCAST's Matt Hansen returns to discuss Harry Kim, who to hang with on Voyager, Strep Throat, and more, and is visited via subspace by Alexia to discuss the treatment of women in Star Trek Into Darkness

Direct download: Delta2.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 2:06am EDT

J&A finish the first season EVER of STAR TREK (Harlan Ellison vs Khan!!), and wax poetical about The Delta Quadrant, S.H.I.E.L.D. and Sherlock Khan Smaug and Arthur Dent Bilbo!!

Direct download: tos_3_1.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 8:10pm EDT

J+A continue an episode by episode review of the first season of STAR TREK. TOS plus Justin goes on a date, TRON LEGACY, and the XMEN BATMAN SUPERMAN AVENGERS GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY crossover that is AMERICAN HUSTLE.

Direct download: tos_2_1.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 10:11pm EDT

J&A go episode by episode through the first Dozen or so episodes of Star Trek. Seriously. A must-listen.

Direct download: TOS_Season_1_part_1.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 10:27pm EDT

J&A discuss Trek's visions of the afterlife, religion in Star Trek, and get thoughtful about the recent passing of STAR TREK EXPERIENCE actor Tom Deishley. Listen now to a thought provoking episode of TREKOFF.

Direct download: stovokorA.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 11:50am EDT

GARETT AND RJ RETURN!!! International adventurer and long-time friend to Garrett, Tom Breedon, joins the guys to talk about leaving your comfort zone, getting lost in translation, and creating popular cartoon characters in Boy Scouts.

Direct download: RJep2a.mp3
Category:garrettandrj -- posted at: 11:34am EDT

J&A Discuss the Doctor Who 50th special, the Xbox One, Enders Game, Mass Destruction, and the ROMULANS.

Direct download: Romulans.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 12:46am EDT

The DELTA QUADRANT podcast's MATT HANSEN joins J&A for a steamy and uncut (okay, not really) look at Trek, SciFi, Voyager, and what makes good Trek, through the prism of the Episode "Night".

Direct download: DeltaQ.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 2:25pm EDT

For our NON-TREK fans... In this episode, J&A discuss TRON, TRON LEGACY, TRON UPRISING, THE CLONE WARS, THE PREQUEL TRILOGY, REBELS, and promise to get around to discussing Voyager but never, ever do.

Direct download: lunchbuffet.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 1:35am EDT

We review all the TREK security officers, explore ARCHER Style animated TREK, discuss BARBIE erogenous zones,Oh.. and we create a TV series for NINJAS and BROWNCOATS REDEMPTION star PJ Megaw. WARNING: This is a hilariously dirty episode.

Direct download: Megawesome.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 10:08pm EDT

J&A dissect the 3D Star Trek Into Darkness Blu Ray, but before that we talk about Killing Game, invisible Kes, Smurfs, A Capella, Russell brand, Harry Potter and Angel, and MORE!!

Direct download: The_Killing_Goblet.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 7:26pm EDT

Cumberbitches vs Cumbercookies, Star Wars the Phantom Edit, Batfleck Returns, Larping, and more - SECRET CONVOS from backstage at INTERVENTION

Direct download: interventionbackstage.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 3:11am EDT

J&A warp to INTERVENTION and discuss Ben Affleck, Kirk's sexual Prowess, Poor Dumb Harry, and licking Bashir.

Direct download: intervention2013.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 2:45am EDT

Download a Podcast Who detour, as Phil Stamper and Michael Dougherty, Director of Z*Con & Browncoats: Redemption talk about the new 12th Doctor & rumors/rumours of the 50th anniversary.

Direct download: Rumours_of_50_and_12.mp3
Category:DrWho -- posted at: 11:35pm EDT

This week, we review of EVERY SINGLE Star Trek Series (now with cursing!) - PLUS - a review of TREKOFF, the movie..and pretty much.. everything. Recorded LIVE at Shore leave 2013!

Direct download: shoreleave.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 9:42pm EDT

Download this first part of celebrating Geek Week online at Podcast Who with it's a Doctor Who three-way! Check in as Phil reviews 'Planet of the Ood', 'The Sontaran Strategem', & 'The Poison Sky'!

Direct download: OodLittleMen.mp3
Category:DrWho -- posted at: 12:49am EDT

Listen to a new Podcast Who as Donna Noble becomes a regular companion for The Doctor as they battle walking fat in 'Partners in Crime' & soothsayers in 'The Fires of Pompeii'...and some very special characters returns!

Direct download: Who_Hates_Donna.mp3
Category:DrWho -- posted at: 6:19pm EDT

The guys are back and more Hollywood than ever in this episode about how to deal with competition among peers. Garrett and R.J. are once again joined by talented film and television actress, Alexandra Kyle.

Direct download: EP13.mp3
Category:garrettandrj -- posted at: 12:44am EDT

Original Series or TNG, which is actually better and why - AND - Why Voyager is a copy of a copy.. PLUS - Captain Malcolm Reynolds, Joss and Shakespeare, and MUCH MORE! This is our NSFW Trek Podcast. listen now to TREKOFF!

Direct download: TOS_your_FACE.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 10:43pm EDT

TREKOFF's Justin Timpane join's Phil for an overview of the entire modern Dr. Who Series! Don't miss this one folks!

Direct download: Trekked_Off.mp3
Category:DrWho -- posted at: 2:14am EDT

Justin is joined by PODCAST WHO's Phil Stamper for a look at Dr. Who, Trekoff-The Motion Picture, Torchwood, and more!!!

Direct download: DrPhil.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 2:04am EDT

Justin attends a HS Theatre reunion and realizes that the chutzpah to attempt all this was a gift.

Direct download: reunion.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:55am EDT

Philip gets his first companion, um, co-host, and there is death on the Titanic. Is it the Doctor's? Guest starring: Kylie Minogue! Download PODCAST WHO now as Philip and Ronnie review 'Voyage of the Damned'!

Direct download: Who_Be_Damned.mp3
Category:DrWho -- posted at: 1:19am EDT

Listen NOW to PODCAST WHO for the end of series 3 of Doctor Who - a year of Martha, Captain Jack, The Master, and The Doctor. 'The Sound of Drums' & 'Last of the Time Lords'! Note: Philip is posting podcasts directly now, let's see if he screws this one up!

Direct download: A_Year_Long_Doctor_4-Way.mp3
Category:DrWho -- posted at: 10:36pm EDT

We finish up our huge discussion about the TREK Reboot-Sequel, ranking the TREK movies, and a smidge on THE HOST, SUPER 8, fears about JJ on STAR WARS, and more!! Listen now to TREKOFF!

Direct download: Star_Trek_Into_Darkness_Redux_2.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 11:33am EDT

It's Four weeks later, and we look back at the new JJ Abrams film. Does it hold up? ALSO: Voyager and Sci-Fi, Wrath of Kahn, and a shoutout to THE DELTA QUADRANT! Listen now to TREKOFF!!

Direct download: Star_Trek_into_Darkness_REDUX_1.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 4:33am EDT

The Master, Jack Harkness and Martha Jones, oh MY! Phil geeks out to this MEGA Crossover in the newest episode of our DOCTOR WHO podcast. Listen now to PODCAST WHO

Direct download: Angels_and_the_Master.mp3
Category:DrWho -- posted at: 8:30pm EDT

Our Doctor Who Podcast returns with a review of "Human Nature" and "The Family of Blood" from the Third season of DOCTOR WHO with David Tennant (with extra stuff on Martha Jones, the old Doctor Who Movie, SyFy's recutting, and more!) If you're WHO fan, LISTEN NOW!

Direct download: Journal_of_Impossible_Things.mp3
Category:DrWho -- posted at: 9:08pm EDT

Paul Sieber joins Justin to talk about the JJVerse, Fan-Funded Trek, Farragut, Veronica Mars and Kickstarter and play F**K Marry, Kill LIVE at BALTICON! Listen Now!

Direct download: The_Paulticon.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 9:31pm EDT

We've seen STAR TREK INTO DARKNESS, and we give our honest review after a FIRST and then after a SECOND screening. Its Honest, funny, crass, and awesome. TREKOFF Reviews STAR TREK INTO DARKNESS.

Direct download: STAR_TREK_INTO_DARKNESS_REVIEW.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 5:46am EDT

We discuss our hopes and fears about STAR TREK INTO DARKNESS (lots of speculation, almost no spoiling), as well as an IRON MAN 3 review, plans for seeing the new TREK film, and, yes, sweet bear on bear nookie. BEFORE YOU GO: Listen to TREKOFF.

Direct download: Pre_Darkness.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 8:02pm EDT

Hear one of our rare LIVE shows as we play F**k, Marry, Kill with TOS, TNG, and Star Wars Characters in our Foulmouthed Star Trek Podcast Show! Listen Now!

Direct download: Trekoff_Live_Awesomecon.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 9:06pm EDT

Martha gets off track and the Doctor gets dangerous as Phil discussses "The Lazarus Experiment" and "42"

Direct download: Dangerous_Doctor.mp3
Category:DrWho -- posted at: 3:02am EDT

Sex, Betrayal, Klingons, Buffy, Enterprise delving and whether there is a such thing as a Soulmate.. give a listen to this extra sexy TREKOFF

Direct download: unfaithful2.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 2:55am EDT

A quick update, including info about our Screening at AWESOMECON this Sunday, Trekoff, the future and more!!

Direct download: Awesome.mp3
Category:ninjasvsyou -- posted at: 1:56am EDT

Smith & Jones, The Shakespeare Code.. and yeah, we posted this out of order from the last one. Justin's fault.. he has been appropriatley punished.. EXTERMINATE!

Direct download: Martha_Snogs_Shakespeare.mp3
Category:DrWho -- posted at: 1:33am EDT

Doctor Who fans Rejoice! Phil Returns with a new PODCAST WHO discussing Gridlock, Daleks in Manhattan, & Evolution of The Daleks.

Direct download: Sex__Smog_with_Pigs.mp3
Category:DrWho -- posted at: 10:44pm EDT

Sex, Jealousy, and Star Trek. See what happens when J&A discuss Trek characters getting a little extra on the side.. plus Jurassic Park 3d, Star Wars, and Godzilla!

Direct download: Breakup1.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 10:27pm EDT

J&A discuss the cancellation of Clone Wars, Darth Plagueis, Have a Sex off between Kirk and Shatner, and discuss the sucky and the heroes of the campaign. Listen now to the new TREKOFF

Direct download: george.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 12:11pm EDT

J&A Talk serious with you about the TREKOFF Movie

Direct download: final_campaign_vid.mp4
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 1:06am EDT

Ninjas Vs and Transformers Actor DANIEL ROSS joins J&A to discuss STAR TREK DS9, gets schooled in Burlesque, and looks forward to his involvement in TREKOFF: The Motion Picture! Listen now to TREKOFF!

Direct download: Daniel_Ross_on_DS9.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 12:45am EDT

Justin and Alexia take a look at STAR TREK DS9, Voyager, and Enterprise to determine the dweebiest characters on the latter day Trek shows. Part 2 of our SuperCast! Listen now to TREKOFF!

Direct download: Dweebs2.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 1:44am EDT

Three songs written and recorded by Justin Timpane for your listening pleasure! A small taste of what you can get for donating to www.trekoffmovie.com - Including GEEK, the Trekoff Theme, PSYCHO KILLER, the closing credits song from DEAD HUNT, and FINE, from Justin's upcoming Love Song Album. All for free right here! Listen now!

Direct download: JT_Music_Sampler.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 9:56pm EDT

From Wesley to Ezri, Chekov to Chakotay, J&A discuss the characters that are the least liked, and decide if they are unlucky or truly a DWEEB.

Direct download: dweebs1.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 5:33am EDT

We play Stump the Justin, Discuss Veronica Mars, Argue about women's issues in Trek, and Alexia has a Slurpee.. A lot. Listen now to the brand new TREKOFF!

Direct download: TREKOFF_TRIVIA.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 12:08am EDT

J&A Discuss the TREK Stigma, Les Miserables, "Oz", and the upcoming STAR TREK Into Darkness on this special midweek episode of TREKOFF!

Direct download: Trekoff_Supplemental.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 2:09am EDT

The Future is Christmas with TORCHWOOD and Sara Jane! Listen now to the beginning of the THIRD Season of PODCAST WHO with Phil Stamper

Direct download: Season_3_begins.mp3
Category:DrWho -- posted at: 9:44pm EDT

J&A Attend Farpoint convention, argue about Taylor Swift, and Justin meets Dr. Phlox and Fleicia Day!! All on the new episode of TREKOFF!!

Direct download: Farpoint.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 5:41pm EDT

Justin Interviews RED SHIRTS producer Benjamin Warren about, well, RED SHIRTS, fan-films and more.. plus J&A discuss TREKOFF:The Motion Picture, and more

Direct download: Red_Shirts.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 1:40am EDT

J&A Discuss TRKOFF: The motion Picture, how awesome its gonna be, and how they need YOUR help to make it!! All this and more in our very first TREKOFF VIDCAST!

Direct download: Trekoff_pitch_SD.mp4
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 1:48am EDT

J+A Discuss J.J. Abrams bringing his Trek style to Star Wars - PLUS - Real Genius and other 80s flicks.. and.. umm.. the biggest announcement in the history of TREKOFF. You MUST listen to this one.

Direct download: The_BIGGEST_TREKOFF_ANNOUNCEMENT_EVER.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 1:09am EDT

J+A Discuss Women's Roles in STAR TREK, Zoey from Firefly, Legos, X-Men, Madelyne Pryor, Battlestar, Voyager, and women in sci-fi. Listen now to a thought provoking TREKOFF!

Direct download: Gender_bender.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 10:43pm EDT

Phil gets down and Dirty with Rose, the Doctor, Torchwood, and a the end of the second season of Doctor Who.

Direct download: DrWho_Threeway.mp3
Category:DrWho -- posted at: 9:05pm EDT

Alexia finds out from Justin and guest Eric O'Brien what it was like playing STAR TREK aliens and interacting with lowly humans.

Direct download: toroth.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 3:58pm EDT

J+A discuss their special dinner with Patrick Stewart, Bane, and Sock Puppet Rocky Horror.. in this HILARIOUS new episode of TREKOFF

Direct download: P-Stew.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 12:57am EDT

Voyager gets dissed on jeopardy, Worf gets Dissed in all of TNG, Nemesis gets dissed by a 6 year old, and someone says "Warp Core Vajayjay" - listen now to TREKOFF

Direct download: Warp_Core_Vajajay.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 7:07pm EDT

J&A Discuss the 9 minute Star Trek Into Darkness preview, explain Denny's to our UK listeners, Hobbit 48fps, and Doctor Who TNG Crossovers. Welcome back to TREKOFF

Direct download: The_Revenge_of_Tinkleton.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 9:58am EDT

Could we REALLY get from our crazy world to Trek's ideal existence? Listen now to a REALLY insightful TREKOFF. (Plus, Clams caused the Dominion war.. find out how!)

Direct download: The_History_of_the_Future.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 10:18pm EDT

The guys interview Alexandra Kyle, a child-actress turned America's Funniest Home Videos screener who's about to start a new chapter in her acting career. Listen in as these three talk about film acting, growing up in movies, FX's Justified, and inappropriate IMDB comments!

Direct download: With_Alexandra_Kyle.mp3
Category:garrettandrj -- posted at: 11:10pm EDT

Phil gets dirty Reviewing The Satan's Pit and Love & Monsters

Direct download: Sex_With_the_pavement.mp3
Category:DrWho -- posted at: 11:00pm EDT

Resistance is Futile! We discuss the Disney-Star Wars news and the new trilogy, Trek godparenting, and Odo having Sex with Seven of nine.

Direct download: Lucassimilated.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 12:31am EDT

Phil and the Doctor face their worst fear: Episodes that aren't very good.. which makes talking about "The Idiots Lantern" and "The Impossible Planet" TWICE as fun. Listen NOW to PODCAST WHO!

Direct download: Idiots_Planet.mp3
Category:DrWho -- posted at: 9:51pm EDT

We start on the 9 minutes of NEW footage comign this month, our hopes for the New Movie, come to an understanding on Enterprise, and create a brand NEW Trek show - all on the new episode of TREKOFF!! Listen now!!

Direct download: If_WE_Made_trek.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 12:43am EDT

Justin talks candidly about the wonderful and not so wonderful experience of life after the premiere.

Direct download: NVM_Beautiful__Letdown.mp3
Category:ninjasvsyou -- posted at: 10:44pm EDT

Phil and the Doctor battle through the Rise of the Cybermen and The Age of Steel

Direct download: PW2-4.mp3
Category:DrWho -- posted at: 7:48pm EDT

The guys talk stand-up, sketch, and all things comedy with their guest and friend, DC comedian Conor O'Rourke.

Direct download: Conor.mp3
Category:garrettandrj -- posted at: 11:50pm EDT

Phil delves further into Doctor Who season 2, with the return of Sarah Jane Smith, K-9, An a little love for Devid Tennant with a Girl in the Fireplace.

Direct download: Podcast_Who_2-3.mp3
Category:DrWho -- posted at: 8:57pm EDT

Justin and Alexia discuss BNL, Browncoats and Buffy and Over Geeking out, and the Spoonheads.

Direct download: BARE-NAKED_TREK.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 8:02pm EDT

The guys litter this one with new jobs, new comedy teams, and more dog puns than you can wag a tail at! Sorry...

Direct download: Garrett_and_RJ_10.mp3
Category:garrettandrj -- posted at: 8:50pm EDT

Phil is back to start the true second season of Doctor Who with New Earth, Tooth and Claw, and a mention of something called.. Torchwood???

Direct download: Podcast_Who_2-2.mp3
Category:DrWho -- posted at: 8:23pm EDT

J&A Return for another seaon of TREKOFF! Catch up with your favorite crass and funny Trek fans on the premiere of SEASON 2 of TREKOFF

Direct download: Return_of_the_Trekoff.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 9:46am EDT

Justin discusses the Premiere of NINJAS VS MONSTERS, problems with shoutouts, and the joys of last minute filmmaking

Direct download: Afterglow.mp3
Category:ninjasvsyou -- posted at: 10:59pm EDT

WARNING! EXPLICIT! The Secret Sex Lives of Trek Characters Explored. This is the raunchiest, dirtiest, and maybe funniest episode ever, but it's beyond NC17, maybe XXX.. DONT LISTEN IF THAT SORT OF THING BOTHERS YOU.. but if it doesn't, its a pretty spectacularly good time.

Direct download: 50_Shades_of_Trek.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 8:52pm EDT

Omar Mortaza of Standing Bear productions completes his frank informative interview about working in Hollywood

Direct download: Omar_Interview_2.mp3
Category:garrettandrj -- posted at: 9:05am EDT

Phil is back with a second season (yay David Tennant!), looking behind the scenes and watching a Christmas Invasion.

Direct download: Series_2_begins.mp3
Category:DrWho -- posted at: 1:34pm EDT

R.J. sits down for an interview with producer, president of Standing Bear Productions, and supermodel sports tycoon Omar Mortaza who shares his story and sage advice. Part one of a two part episode!

Direct download: Garrett_and_RJ_8.mp3
Category:garrettandrj -- posted at: 1:16pm EDT

All about Trek virtual Holodeck sex, Wayward Sun, The Space Elevator, The Curiosity Mars landing, and NEVER get to Times Arrow parts 1 and 2 - and ALL of it while wearing Footie Pajamas. This one is REALLY NC17 - you've been warned.

Direct download: Pajama_Party.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 1:06pm EDT

Phil leads us through the finale of Series 1 of Doctor Who as we say goodbye to Crhistopher Eccleston and hello to David Tennant.

Direct download: S1_Finale.mp3
Category:DrWho -- posted at: 3:42am EDT

Dr SexyBeverly, Dr Mc Sexysex, and the Holo-Doctor of Love.  Plus Candle sex and cardboard cutout Lust. Its time to Play Doctor with Trekoff.

Direct download: doctors_2.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 3:22am EDT

Justin and Arthur complete their journey through seasons 6 and 7 of Buffy. Sex, Death, War, Teens, and a Musical.. and we're just scratching the surface.. Listen NOW!

Direct download: Buffy3.mp3
Category:popoff -- posted at: 3:04am EDT

Alexia and Justin compare the Star Trek Doctors, discuss Boob Rash, Comic Movies, and Numbtongue in this all new TREKOFF Listen now!

Direct download: Doctors_1.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 5:00pm EDT

Phil Returns to continue the rewatch of Dr. Who!! Rose and The Doctor continue their adventures, and Phil is there to tell us all about it!

Direct download: PWho6.mp3
Category:DrWho -- posted at: 10:12pm EDT

Arthur Rowan and Justin Timpane Confront Seasons 3 thru 5 of Buffy. You Must Listen. Nuff Said.

Direct download: Buffy2.mp3
Category:popoff -- posted at: 9:09pm EDT

Star Trek Phase II's Paul Sieber joins Justin and Alexia to discuss Alexia's Motorcycle accident, the Mirror Universe, and Ron Jeremy!

Direct download: Evil_Mirror_Show.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 7:23pm EDT

An in depth conversation about each Buffy TV season and the original movie from mastermind Joss Whedon, with "Spamalot"'s Arthur Rowan. Part of the POPOFF Joss Whedon Retrospective.

Direct download: Buffy_Part_1_of_3.mp3
Category:popoff -- posted at: 2:30pm EDT

The DOCTOR WHO rewatch continues as Phil reviwes Season 1's "Fathers Day" and "The Empty Child" - Listen NOW!

Direct download: Fathers_Day_and_Empty_Child.mp3
Category:DrWho -- posted at: 10:28pm EDT

Garrett strives to hold the record for most blinks and most assisted kills in his lifetime. as R.J. brings up Garrett's obsession with statistics and numbers and how that translates to his everyday tasks and ambitions.

Direct download: LIFE_STATS.mp3
Category:garrettandrj -- posted at: 7:32pm EDT

J&A discuss Kirk/Picard lovin in Generations, Xenia Onnatopp, Holodeck Sex, James bond, and who loves trek more.. NSFW.. you've been warned.

Direct download: Brokeback_Picard.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 7:04pm EDT

J&A discuss Borg Sexual habits, why "Generations" ruins "Family", the Dark Knight Rises, and more! You will be ASS-imilated

Direct download: The_B_orgy.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 1:14am EDT

That's right, Philip and the Doctor finally get to the DALEKs in this continuing rewatch of the first season of the Doctor Who relaunch

Direct download: Dalek.mp3
Category:DrWho -- posted at: 12:59am EDT

A woman joins the fellas and gives a female perspective on working it in Hollywood!

Direct download: Therese.mp3
Category:garrettandrj -- posted at: 12:26am EDT

Justin guests on former Suckcast hot Dan Guy's "The Trivial Show" and they get down and dirty about Ninjas vs Monsters, vampires, Zombies, and more! Stick around to hear them talk about The Dictator, and subscribe to them at http://thetrivialshow.libsyn.com

Direct download: Ninjas_vs_Trival_ShowA.mp3
Category:suckcast -- posted at: 11:01pm EDT

Justin guests on The Trivial Show and they get down and dirty about Ninjas vs Monsters, vampires, Zombies, and more! Stick around to hear them talk about The Dictator, and subscribe to them at http://thetrivialshow.libsyn.com

Direct download: Ninjas_vs_Trival_Show1.mp3
Category:ninjasvsyou -- posted at: 10:51pm EDT

J&A discuss STUN Runner, Naked Alyssa Milano, TNG Kissing, Labyrinth, Tom Paris, Big Bang Theory, and More!!

Direct download: Smorgas_BORG.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 10:00pm EDT

Phil reviews the huge two parter from the first season of the Dr. Who relaunch! Listen NOW!

Direct download: Aliens_of_London_-_World_War_3.mp3
Category:DrWho -- posted at: 9:26pm EDT

Harry Potter's Fifth Movie is reviewed as guest-host Kelly returns to Popoff! Spoiler: This is SOMEONE's favorite HP film...

Direct download: Harry_Popoff_and_the_Order_of_the_Phoenix.mp3
Category:popoff -- posted at: 9:41pm EDT

The guys hit a creative road block and decide to offer you an entire podcast of updates on freelance gigs, P.A. work, Coldplay, L.A. rush hour, and the future of movie going!

Direct download: All_Updates.mp3
Category:garrettandrj -- posted at: 11:15pm EDT

Star Trek XII updates, a discussion of Dr. Who, and then a sneak peek of our new Dr. Who podcast as Justin goes solo on TREKOFF

Direct download: Trektor_Who.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 11:06pm EDT

The rewatch continues as Phil reviews the second episode of the Dr. Who Relaunch: Cristopher Eccleston and Billie Piper witness global Cataclysm

Direct download: Ep_2_End_of_the_World.mp3
Category:DrWho -- posted at: 10:21pm EDT

We finished Principal photography.. hear about the process and follow us into post!

Direct download: Principal_is_Done_NVY.mp3
Category:ninjasvsyou -- posted at: 10:03pm EDT

Phil Stamper returns with en episode-by-episode review of the new Dr. Who, starting with the premiere episode, "Rose"

Direct download: Rose.mp3
Category:DrWho -- posted at: 11:04pm EDT

The Boys discuss the AVENGERS red carpet and trying to find gainful employment in HOLLYWOOD

Direct download: Finding_Employment.mp3
Category:garrettandrj -- posted at: 9:27pm EDT

Which is better? Which is worse? Both have Worf.. how do we choose??!! Find out NOW.

Direct download: Ds9vsTNG.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 9:22pm EDT

Kittens, Conans, and lottery dreams ensue as the guys discuss their creative processes and what it's like to write as a team.

Direct download: Creative_Process.mp3
Category:garrettandrj -- posted at: 11:10pm EDT

A Mega super-long simulcast with JR Watches Star Trek for the First Time - we cover the first four episodes of Season 5 of Ds9, our favorite TV shows, and nuch much more in this 3 hour episode!!

Direct download: Trekoff_and_JR.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 8:01pm EDT

A quick update on where wev've been, where we're going, and what comes next..PLUS 10 minutes on Cabin in the Woods!

Direct download: Cabin_and_Sit_Rep.mp3
Category:popoff -- posted at: 7:26pm EDT

Now in Hollywood, Garrett and RJ start the plan of breaking into the business of Show

Direct download: Episode_2_-_Making_Friends.mp3
Category:garrettandrj -- posted at: 8:52pm EDT

Abram's ShakyCam, Kirk's captain credentials, and Captain Tebow are among the topics we hit when we open the listener comments and mail....

Direct download: Hailing_Frequencies.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 7:41pm EDT

Former Suckcast Host DAN has a hilarious new show: The Trivial Show! Listen now and check out more at thetrivialshow.libsyn.com

Direct download: The_Trivial_Show.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 7:22pm EDT

Garrett and RJ travel to Los Angeles to try and make it in the Film Industry.

Direct download: GRGH1.mp3
Category:garrettandrj -- posted at: 8:50pm EDT

Continuing our exploration of D*ckiness in Trek.. and yes.. this is the dirtiest one ever.

Direct download: Dominion_Dicks.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 7:26pm EDT

Justin talks about the halfway point for shooting, for ritchie, clowns, zombies,  and why we do the things we do!

Direct download: Halfway_Done.wav
Category:ninjasvsyou -- posted at: 10:55am EDT

Justin and Alexia examine the very real possiblity that the Federation may just be a bunch of D-Words. Plus, a Challenge to RJ and Jon.

Direct download: Dickeration.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 3:16am EDT

A frank conversation about making indie film on zero budget with the NINJAS VS Trilogy Director Justin Timpane and Kidney Beans Director RJ Haynes. This is being broadcast in both POPOFF and NINJAS VS YOU this week!

Direct download: Nvy_Indie_Film.mp3
Category:ninjasvsyou -- posted at: 12:33am EDT

A frank conversation about making indie film on zero budget with the NINJAS VS Trilogy Director Justin Timpane and Kidney Beans Director RJ Haynes. This is being broadcast in both POPOFF and NINJAS VS YOU this week!

Direct download: Popoff_Nvy_Indie_Film.mp3
Category:popoff -- posted at: 12:22am EDT

Listen here for your chance to be IN Ninjas Vs Monsters THIS WEEKEND!! Plus a quick rundown on what we've done so far!

Direct download: Be_in_NVM.mp3
Category:ninjasvsyou -- posted at: 3:50pm EDT

When not discussing..umm... "bettering yourself" in public, We discuss why Trek main-character meetings make no sense. and the restaurants and parts of the ships you never ever see.

Direct download: Senior_Staff.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 1:06am EDT

Justin talks how casting was done, fight calls, costume choices, and being 2 weeks from start of production!

Direct download: NVM_-_Preproduction_Madness.mp3
Category:ninjasvsyou -- posted at: 3:13am EDT

Which is the worst one, and why? Nearly 2 HOURS of laughing, yelling, fighting, cursing.. and Star Trek.. One for the AGES!

Direct download: Voyager_vs_Enterprise_Smackdown.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 11:49pm EDT

RJ and Justin Review Star Wars Episode 6: Return of the Jedi. Is it the best of thebunch, or is just a bunch of Muppets. Find out by listening to this new episode of POPOFF.

Direct download: Return_Of_The_Jedi.mp3
Category:popoff -- posted at: 9:29am EDT

NVZ Producer Arthur Rowan takes a break from SPAMALOT with actress Kelly Morris to talk about how to make it as an Actor in New York City

Direct download: Ninjas_vs_Arthur_and_Kelly.mp3
Category:ninjasvsyou -- posted at: 12:36am EDT

We use today's stars to RECAST Star Trek: The Next Generation!.. who do we cast? Lets find out on this episode of TREKOFF

Direct download: TNG_Recast.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 5:04am EDT

RJ and Justin review Star Wars Episode V, the incredible EMPIRE. If you're a star wars fan, you need to listen to this new episode of POPOFF!

Direct download: The_Empire_Strikes_Back.mp3
Category:popoff -- posted at: 11:59pm EDT

Detailed descriptions (and spoilers) for NVM characters. This is the one you've been waiting for! Listen now!

Direct download: How_to_Audtion_for_Ninjas_Vs_Monsters.mp3
Category:ninjasvsyou -- posted at: 9:58pm EDT

Justin updates about the new script, talks about  audition venues, and angers pre-Christmas postal workers! Listen now!

Direct download: NVM_-_Auditions_Script_and_Post_Office_Blues.mp3
Category:ninjasvsyou -- posted at: 11:04pm EDT

We wrap up our discussion of Star Trek: The Next Generation Season 2, and somehow also discuss Motorboating Boobs. Just listen.. its pretty awesome.

Direct download: TREKOFF_TNG_Season_2_part_2.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 3:40am EDT

RJ and Justin Tackle their top Christmas movies.. plus Die Hard, Batman Returns, and the STAR WARS Holiday Special in this very special episode of POPOFF

Direct download: popoff_xmas.mp3
Category:popoff -- posted at: 10:33pm EDT

Start Trek: The Next Generation's season two is reviewed (Plus: stories about strippers!). Join us for part one of our hilarious season two overview.

Direct download: TREKOFF_TNG_Season_2_part_1.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 3:04pm EDT

The ORIGINAL Star Wars, "A New hope" was released in 1977. 35 years later, with a first-shooting Greedo, does it still hold up? Listen to our hilarious NSFW revew of STAR WARS on "PopOff"

Direct download: POPOFF_Star_Wars_4.mp3
Category:popoff -- posted at: 4:13am EDT

Why does Star Trek attract Geeks like us? And why do girls show their boobs? A hilarious and insightful listen.

Direct download: Trekoff_on_Being_a_Geek.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 4:04pm EDT

We take revenge on the Sith in this final PREQUEL podcast. Hear RJ and Justin discuss.. is this one of the great ones?

Direct download: POPOFF_Star_Wars_3.mp3
Category:popoff -- posted at: 1:15am EDT

QAPLA! Today we discuss Worf, Bloodwine, Honor, and everything else KLINGON! You'll like this one!!

Direct download: Trekoff_klingons.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 5:09am EDT

We attack the clones on the new Popoff. Is this the WORST of the Star Wars films, or does it deserve some slack for what it does right? Listen NOW to find out.

Direct download: Popoff_Star_Wars_2.mp3
Category:popoff -- posted at: 7:26pm EDT

Is it as bad as they say? Justin and Alexia argue about whether Voyager deserves the flack it gets. You might be surprised at the outcome. Brought to you by Shmoo.

Direct download: TREKOFF_Voyager_Season_1.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 9:35pm EDT

Justin returns to update you on our adventures in getting the resources for the film, as well as shoutouts to some special folks..

Direct download: NVM-Nearing_the_FInish-Kickstarter.mp3
Category:ninjasvsyou -- posted at: 11:00pm EDT

The funniest episode we've ever done. Or at least we think so. This is a clusterf*** of ginormous proportions.. but it is hilarious. Listen now.

Direct download: Trekoff_27_Wrath_of_Bob.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 1:01am EDT

TREKOFF 26: The End of Enterprise PART 2

We tackle the final epiode of STAR TREK ever made for TV. Enterprise's "These Are the Voyages". Was this the bullet that almost killed the franchise?

Direct download: TREKOFF_The_End_of_Enterprise_-Part_2.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 1:33am EDT

The first of our STAR WARS Series. Do we like, hate, apologize for, or dismiss this Prequel? Find out NOW.

Direct download: Popoff_Star_Wars_1.mp3
Category:popoff -- posted at: 2:47am EDT

RJ and Justin mean to talk about STAR WARS, but theres something we need to talk about first.. INDY 4.

Direct download: Popoff_Crystal_Skull.mp3
Category:popoff -- posted at: 2:19am EDT

We discuss the Last portion of Star Trek's prequel series.. Is it really as bad as they say?

Direct download: TREKOFF_The_End_of_Enterprise_-Part_1.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 9:14pm EDT

By popular demand: The rap in a format you can just listen to.

Direct download: nvm_ks_rap.mp3
Category:ninjasvsyou -- posted at: 9:01pm EDT

Justin makes a rap video about Kickstarter.

Direct download: kickstarterrap.mp4
Category:ninjasvsyou -- posted at: 11:24pm EDT

The final Pre-Avengers Movie, THOR gets the Popoff Treatment from RJ and Justin. Listen to this PODCAST OF THUNDER!

Direct download: popoff_thor.mp3
Category:popoff -- posted at: 11:44pm EDT

Justin talks about where we are with NINJAS VS MONSTERS: This time on camera!

Direct download: VideoblogNVY.mp4
Category:ninjasvsyou -- posted at: 10:20pm EDT

J&A perform Live at INTERVENTION 2011, and with the audience, Determine who is the suckiest Trek character of them all.

Direct download: TREKOFF_Live.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 1:10pm EDT

Phil Stamper Returns with his hilarious Entertainment News Mashup!

Direct download: Hotmess_16.mp3
Category:hotmess -- posted at: 10:24pm EDT

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, the fourth Potter film gets the Popoff treatment.. is it as good as we remember? Find out now!

Direct download: HARRY_POPOFF_6.mp3
Category:popoff -- posted at: 3:16pm EDT

A who's who of the Ninjas behind the scene crew and an update on pre-production on NINJAS VS MONSTERS

Direct download: NVM_2.mp3
Category:ninjasvsyou -- posted at: 10:16pm EDT

Star Trek Nemesis, the 10th Trek film, is considered to be the Franchise-killer.. is it really? Find out Today on TREKOFF!

Direct download: Trekoff_Nemesis.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 10:07pm EDT

Ninjas Vs You becomes the official audioblog of Ninjas Vs Monsters. In this episode, Justin Discusses the story so far.

Direct download: NVM_1.mp3
Category:ninjasvsyou -- posted at: 8:47pm EDT

A really fun look back at the second season of Star Trek DS9.. Why is it fun? Alexia has discovered whipped cream vodka. Enjoy!

Direct download: trekoff_DS9s2.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 7:48pm EDT

We continue our leadup to Joss Whedon's Avengers - this time, we HULK OUT on both HULK and The Incredible Hulk.

Direct download: popoff_hulk.mp3
Category:popoff -- posted at: 4:17pm EDT

We review Harry potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban.. does it live up to its reputation as the BEST Potter flick? Listen and find out!

Direct download: HARRY_POPOFF_5.mp3
Category:popoff -- posted at: 11:02pm EDT

A lot of Trek makes NO SENSE, find out what we mean... You will never look at Trek the same way again.

Direct download: Trekoff_nosense.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 11:20pm EDT

Iron Man AND Iron Man 2 get the POPOFF Treatment... all leading up to 2012's AVENGERS directed by JOSS WHEDON

Direct download: popoff_IRON_MEN.mp3
Category:popoff -- posted at: 12:19am EDT

Whales, Tribbles, Q and ROmbin Hood... Can Star Trek do Comedy? Does it work? Find out by listening now!!

Direct download: TREKOFF_comedy.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 1:38am EDT

Plus idiot @$$hole drivers, Marvel and DC comics, and SHEEN Watch

Direct download: Hotmess_15.mp3
Category:hotmess -- posted at: 9:45pm EDT

We take a mean, hateful gaze at the film Harry potter and the Chamber of Secrets.. Hmm.. wonder if we liked it?

Direct download: HARRY_POPOFF_4.mp3
Category:popoff -- posted at: 11:59am EDT

Se look at Star Trek: TNG's first season.. do Picard, Data, and co. hold up? Find out here!

Direct download: TNG_s1.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 2:20pm EDT

We begin our look into the universe of Joss Whedon's AVENGERS with a review of the new movie CAPTAIN AMERICA: The First Avenger, starring Chris Evans

Direct download: Popoff_Captain_America.mp3
Category:popoff -- posted at: 1:34am EDT

1994. College. Justin goes crazy and makes a movie and does his first Radio gig. Oh. And Star Trek. The funnniest, most honest EPN show yet recorded.

Direct download: TREKOFF_butterflyE.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 2:03am EDT

We review Harry potter's FIRST movie, does it stand up? Listen to find out!! Plus, a new quiz!!!

Direct download: HARRY_POPOFF_3.mp3
Category:popoff -- posted at: 8:37pm EDT

The Triumphant return of the HOT MESS features all this, PLUS Action Comics #1 and the new Wizard of Oz with James Franco.

Direct download: HM0725.mp3
Category:hotmess -- posted at: 8:29pm EDT

Love the show or hate it, the theme song sucks ass.. We look at the beginning of the Star Trek prequel series

Direct download: trekoff_enterprise.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 1:48am EDT

Harry Potter's final film is reviewed.. does it live up to expectations? Find out HERE.

Direct download: HARRY_POPOFF_2.mp3
Category:popoff -- posted at: 10:34pm EDT

We look back at the series as a whole, a MUST-LISTEN for any DS9 fan!

Direct download: Trekoff_DS9_Followup.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 12:16am EDT

Part 1 of a Nine Part look into the HARRY POTTER film Franchise. To start, we look at the books, and our first forays into J.K. Rowling's World.

Direct download: HARRY_POPOFF_1.mp3
Category:popoff -- posted at: 12:30am EDT

We hit Trek 2, along with Spaceballs, Lost, LA Noire, Serenity, and GERMANS!

Direct download: TREKOFF_KHAN.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 11:57pm EDT

We return with Q! Plus THOR, Trek video games, and MORE!

Direct download: TREKOFF_Q.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 12:42am EDT

A hilarious and detailed look at the first season of what many argue to be TREK's finest series.

Direct download: trekoff_DS9.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 9:50pm EDT

The much-delayed, much anticipated new HM! The Rapture didn't happen, so now we all get to listen!

Direct download: Hotmess_13.mp3
Category:hotmess -- posted at: 10:24pm EDT

Alexia and justin discuss the new X-MEN Film.. find out if YOU should see it!!

Direct download: popoff_xmen1stclass.mp3
Category:popoff -- posted at: 9:59pm EDT

Today we review the black doc's film - Skyline.  Looked decent enough from the trailers and such, and there are some great moments you'll hear us talk through, but overall...

We also discuss the usual hot ass girls who we want to want to have sex with us (if we were single and such, of course), and other random oddities of the week.

Dan got his new job, so we will be taking a break to develop a new process for recording.  Stay tuned for the triumphant return of the Suckcast soon!

Direct download: skyline.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 3:11pm EDT

Alexia and Justin discuss X3: The Last Stand, and X MEN ORIGINS: Wolverine. A MUST hear for X-MEN fans.

Direct download: popoff_X_Movies_2.mp3
Category:popoff -- posted at: 2:35am EDT

The Star of Strar Trek Phae 2, Farragut, and many more joins us in a rapid fire overview of high-profile Trek fan projects!

Direct download: TREKOFF_PAULa.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 8:35pm EDT

TREKOFF's Alexia Joins Popoff to chat about XMEN and X2, Tune in NEXT week for X3 and WOLVERINE!

Direct download: popoff_X_Movies.mp3
Category:popoff -- posted at: 7:25pm EDT

Fighter, Choreographer, Star of NVZ, NVV and Browncoats Redemption - Its Eric, Bishop.. PJ

Direct download: Ninjas_Vs_PJ.mp3
Category:ninjasvsyou -- posted at: 5:33pm EDT

Plus, $25,000 - will someone win it!!?

Direct download: Hotmess_12.mp3
Category:hotmess -- posted at: 12:54am EDT

We discuss Star Trek projects that never got made, including a new Animated, Brian Singer's Prime series, Michael piller's ORIGINAL Insurrection (and his forbiddedn manuscript) and MORE!!

Direct download: Trekoff_aborted.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 9:18pm EDT

With the Marvel of Oprah Winfrey (brought to you by: The Internet!)

Direct download: Hotmess_11.mp3
Category:hotmess -- posted at: 6:01pm EDT

Kevin Smith and Jason Mewes say you should buy NINJAS VS VAMPIRES on DVD.. Listen and repost EVERYWHERE!!

Direct download: kevin_smith_promo.mp3
Category:ninjasvsyou -- posted at: 3:15am EDT

From Clerks to Red State to Smodcast to Gretsky to Southwest.. we discuss Silent Bob himself. One of the best eps ever.

Direct download: popoff_kevin_smith.mp3
Category:popoff -- posted at: 9:24pm EDT

Phil covers all this, plus General Hospital, Playstation 3, and MORE!!

Direct download: Hotmess_10.mp3
Category:hotmess -- posted at: 2:32pm EDT

We're not the first to do this battle.. but we're the funniest!!

Direct download: trekoff_Startrekstarwars.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 12:41am EDT

A hilarious one for the record books.. we hit ALL the topics.. just listen!!

Direct download: trekoff_9.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 9:14pm EDT

The beautiful and dangerous LILY from Ninjas vs Zombies AND Vampires.. this ep.. we get REAL.

Direct download: ninjas_vs_carla.mp3
Category:ninjasvsyou -- posted at: 4:18pm EDT

He didn't actually show up for the recording, unless he just held his breath the whole time, but we did invite the alien Paul to the show.  We also discuss the usual random things. 

Direct download: Paul.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:49am EDT

Phil sells Justin on Dr. Who. Includes a FULL history.. an AmAZING listen.

Direct download: popoff_drwho.mp3
Category:popoff -- posted at: 7:16pm EDT

Also: Charlie Sheen laughs with Glenn Beck; oh and Philip rants about wrestling.

Direct download: Hotmess_9.mp3
Category:hotmess -- posted at: 11:50pm EDT

What says sex more than a bald British French captain? Debauchery will ensue.

Direct download: Trekoff_8.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 4:47am EDT

Phil has harrowing adventures with UNOS and DOMINOS. Oh, and Charlie Sheen bombs, and will he fight a woman?

Direct download: Hotmess_8.mp3
Category:hotmess -- posted at: 1:38am EDT

Given that we man crushed on Bradley Cooper, we only thought it prudent to actually review one of his films.  And a trailer for one of his films...  And Jessica Biel's amazing ass-ets.  

We also reveal our new segment "Porno Corner".

Direct download: A_team.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:00pm EDT

Welcome to the St Paddy's day episode!  It's late because da misses picked up some good Irish ale for the celebration and we're just now sobering up...

We did have a chance to discuss the movie "Devil" before we got totally trashed, and we enjoyed some yummy corned beef and cabbage, while watching things you can't unsee.

Direct download: st_pats_devil.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 9:28pm EDT

We discuss Kirk, ad Justin becomes a foulmouthed eleven-year-old. Enjoy!

Direct download: Trekoff_7.mp3
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A wrestler gets called out, Smallville winds up, Cartoon news, and NINJAS vs VAMPIRES is on its way.

Direct download: Hotmess_7.mp3
Category:hotmess -- posted at: 1:09am EDT

She's Team Edward. He's team Buffy. Let the battle begin.

Direct download: popoff_twilight.mp3
Category:popoff -- posted at: 10:24pm EDT

Today, Justin is afraid his relatives are listening.. cuz its all about SEX.

Direct download: trekoff_6_done.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 8:32pm EDT

The Suckcast host joins us to talk about playing COLE and producing the NINJAS VS Franchise

Direct download: NVY_ep3_done.mp3
Category:ninjasvsyou -- posted at: 7:49pm EDT

Phil discusses Ghostbuster 3, Hannah Montana's Dad, Marvel's favorie X-Man, and much much more!

Direct download: Hotmess_6.mp3
Category:hotmess -- posted at: 12:03am EDT

We discuss why wrestling is hard to get into.. both as a fan.. and as a wrestler. WITH The HOT MESS's Phil Stamper!

Direct download: popoff_ep_4_-_wrestling_done.mp3
Category:popoff -- posted at: 11:45pm EDT

Justin and Alexia get deep into the Trek Reboot.. not as silly.. but really fascinating. LISTEN

Direct download: trekoff_5_done.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 8:17pm EDT

Phil fights crime. Plus Batman: Arkham Asylum, More SHEEN!, and The Source Code!

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Category:hotmess -- posted at: 2:56am EDT

Chick is nuts, Hulk hogan spills the beans, and MIB 3 stalls out.. and more!

Direct download: hotmess_episode_4_done.mp3
Category:hotmess -- posted at: 3:54am EDT

WOW! Learn about the obsession, nay, the way of LIFE that is World of Warcraft!

Direct download: popoff_ep_3_done.mp3
Category:popoff -- posted at: 11:56am EDT

Today we discuss the pebble's new film, "Faster".  They should have left off the F.  Maybe if there had been more focus on the ridiculous hotties it would have held our attention.  Also hear what we think about the latest film releases, and some really disturbing things you can't unsee.

Direct download: faster.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 11:12pm EDT

You're welcome Shelby.  :)

Today we discuss Repo: The Genetic Opera.  Enjoy our interpretations of the film.

Direct download: Repo.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 11:04pm EDT

J+A talk about JJ Abrams' Star Trek, and ask, which is it.. a Prequel, a Sequel, or a Reboot.. or should they just eat chips?

Direct download: trekoff_4_done.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 8:24pm EDT

And he did it at the Oscars, which are now in Smallville. Weird.

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Category:hotmess -- posted at: 2:23am EDT

Daniel and Justin talk about the Transofrmers movie, its bizarre sequel, and the future of the franchise (WITH BALLS!)

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Category:popoff -- posted at: 9:55pm EDT

Justin and Alexia throw down over the Star Trek TNG movies and are joined by the illustrious Mr. A.

Direct download: trekoff_3_done.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 12:50am EDT

Meet the man behind Randall, Manguy, 1/2 of the suckcast, and find out what Ninjas Vs Vampires almost was.. all on the new NINJAS VS YOU

Direct download: nvy_ep_2_done.mp3
Category:ninjasvsyou -- posted at: 11:52pm EDT

Voice actor and TF fan DANIEL ROSS joins us to explore the history of the Transformers toys, comics, and cartoons!

Direct download: popoff_ep_2_done.mp3
Category:popoff -- posted at: 4:03am EDT

Today we finally both get to see a BRAND NEW MOVIE!!!!!!!!!  We're so freakin' excited.

Not really, actually, but as usual we talk about way more than just a silly "based on actual events" movie.  Like Gerard Butler.  E-mail us your answer to the question of the cast for a chance to win something!  So yeah, enjoy!

Direct download: Sanctum.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 9:57pm EDT

Phil covers a TON of pop culture and entertainment news including  Jamie Foxx's fistfight, Star Trek, Twilight, Justin Bieber Dollhair, and the Superbowl SNAFU. Oh and Wrestling. This one is fun!!!

Direct download: hotmess_episode2_done.mp3
Category:hotmess -- posted at: 3:57am EDT

Alexia and Justin geek out on the Original Series Movies (well, most of them) - and other stuff (We're looking at you, Freddy)

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Category:trekoff -- posted at: 5:30pm EDT

Our Premiere Ep! Daniel and Justin talk about the inception of the NINJAS VS Universe.

Direct download: NVY_ep1_done.mp3
Category:ninjasvsyou -- posted at: 12:58pm EDT

The premiere ep of POPOFF! Justin talks with Dan Guy about podcasting in general and the history of the SUCKCAST!

Direct download: popoff_ep_1_done.mp3
Category:popoff -- posted at: 12:52pm EDT

Today we discuss the latest and greatest from our good friend Bruce Willis - Red.  We've also got some amazing "Things you can't unsee", and we talk about being the flagship for an entire podcast network.

Direct download: Suckcast-red-done.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:09pm EDT

The Premiere episode of the HOT MESS! Who sucks more, Bieber or Stewart? Who is the HOT MESS?

Direct download: hotmess_episode1_done.mp3
Category:hotmess -- posted at: 12:00pm EDT

The Endlight Podcast Network Launches! Our hosts Justin and Alexia talk everything from Trek to the Prime timeline, to Harry Potter to the Empire Strikes Back to Twilight (he thinks it sucks, she thinks its not so sucky!)  to the sexual advances of the ghost of Gene Roddenberry.

Direct download: TREKOFF_EPISODE_1_DONE.mp3
Category:trekoff -- posted at: 2:47am EDT

Today we discuss the latest Steve Carell animation.  It's a family episode but probably still not family friendly.  Let's just say baby Kaleo wasn't in the room when we recorded.

Want our take on your favorite film?  Give us your review at suckcast@gmail.com.

Direct download: Desuckable_Me.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:00am EDT

Today we take on our girlfriends ex's.  Not really.  We've never actually had a girlfriend.  Any chick podcasts out there wanna get it on?  

Direct download: Suckcast_vs_the_world.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:41am EDT

Today we discuss Cameron Diaz and her box - I mean, The Box.  What's in the box?  We probably should go back and watch 7 one of these days, such a good flick, but alas, we watched The Box.  And talked about the holidays.  So Happy Christmas and Merry Holidays and Tip Top Tet.

Direct download: The_Box.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 9:22pm EDT

Today we review Splice, with Adrian Brody and a crazy french chick.  We also talk about the hiatus we did/didn't take, and the craziness that is us.

Direct download: Splice.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 4:19pm EDT

We're on hiatus for lots of reasons.  Enjoy the new old material!

Direct download: suck_ate_us_the_hiatus.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 4:17pm EDT

Today we are BACK!  With a vengeance, with a vengeance!

Happy Halloween.  We discuss the movie Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon.  We also find out why Dan is super gay all of a sudden, and our plans for the WORLD PREMIERE of Ninjas vs Vampires in Leesburg, VA.

Direct download: 67_Behind_the_mask.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 2:21pm EDT

Today we discuss the movie Repo men.  We also have a visitor, a party foul, great things you can't unsee and more.

Direct download: 65_Repo_Men.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 11:45pm EDT

Today we discuss Bruce Willis in Surrogates, view a video of Will, help Mascot with his work problem, and continue to pimp Ninjas Vs Zombies - now available on DVD everywhere.

Enjoy!

Direct download: 64_Surrogates.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 11:45pm EDT

Today we discuss Dan's birthday, the weekend of moving and photoshoots, and the movie The Losers with Zoe Saldana and Jeffery Dean Morgan and some other dudes.

Remember to pre-order your copy of Ninjas Vs Zombies NOW!  Only 5 more days till the big release.

Direct download: 63_Losers.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:55pm EDT

Today we have some very special guests, so we discuss The Bounty Hunter, with Gerard Butler and Jennifer Aniston.  We also get to find out what's up with Dan, more info on Cory's secrets and some great things you can't unsee.

Direct download: 62_Bounty_Hunter.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:49pm EDT

Today we discuss a little art-house gem - Chloe, with Liam Neeson, JulieHOT Moore and Amanda Seyfried - yummy, yummy.  We also discuss Dan's new life as an uncle, Kaleo's shark cap, and the usual random crap.  Listen in for the intros to our special segments - mail, things you can't unsee, and suck of the week.  And we weren't even drunk this time!

Direct download: 61_Chloe.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 9:31am EDT

Today we think we talk about the new Christopher Nolan movie "Inception".  We also discuss where we've been the last few weeks, and divulge some of the secrets we've been keeping, but not all of them.  There's also some new "things you can't unsee" videos and some discussion with special guest, miss Carla.

Direct download: 60_Inception.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 11:11pm EDT

Today we discuss, Michael Cera as Michael Cera in Youth in Revolt, have some special guests, and sex games.

Direct download: 59_Youthinrevolt.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:58pm EDT

Today we discuss lots of secrets, and the movie She's out of my League.  Welcome to summer everybody!

Direct download: 58_Shes_sucking_my_league.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 11:21pm EDT

Today we discuss the Book of Eli movie, where we've been for two weeks, why Man Guy has a cane, Father's Day and other randomness.

Direct download: 57_Book_of_Eli.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:27pm EDT

Suckast in Aliceland

Today we discuss the latest Tim Burton/Johnny Depp/Helena Bonham Carter artistic masterpiece, Alice in Wonderland.  We also talk about how gay Dan is, even though he pretends not to be, and how funny he isn't.  There's some other really cool stuff we discuss, you'll just have to listen for the surprises, like Dan did.

Don't forget to pre-order your own personal copy of Ninjas vs Zombies.  Available now wherever things are sold.  Seriously, if you can buy stuff there, you can probably get the movie - it's THAT good.

Direct download: 56_Alice.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 7:24pm EDT

Today we discuss the Legion movie, some really good news regarding our sponsors and other fun tidbits from the week.

Direct download: 55_Legion.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:59pm EDT

Today we discuss Iron Man 2, and drop a bomb on y'all.  You have to listen to this episode.

Direct download: 54_Ironman_Willsfinal.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 9:34pm EDT

Suckcast on Elm Street

Today we discuss the new 2010 Nightmeh on Elm Street.  Please welcome Don Knotts, Jimmy Stewart, and James Cagny to the show!  We also find out who's the real humanitarian in the group, who makes the ultimate lime tortilla chip.

Ninjasvsvampires.com

Direct download: 53_Elm_St.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:00pm EDT

Today we grow up and review another kids movie!  We also discuss Herman's Hero Penis win, Man Guy's latest film endeavor desires, and how incredibly boring we are.  Enjoy!

Direct download: 52_Train_Dragon.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 3:56pm EDT

Happy Avatar release day everyone!  Today we discuss the new Kickass movie, Herman's training experiences, and some websites you don't want to go to.  No really - don't.

Direct download: 51_Kickass.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 9:08am EDT

Today, we have a special guest joining us all the way from England!  Please welcome Fi3fi3, our contect contect winner!  She chose "Sean of the Dead" as the movie to review with us.  On top of that, we have new gear, more details about the Trimoncrocretopsien, some new crazy websites to visit, more on Herman's Ninja Warrior progress, and a homemade fleshlight.  All in all good times.  Check out Fi3's podcast at:

eccentricast.podbean.com

Direct download: 51_Sean_Dead_Fiona.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:59pm EDT

Today we discuss the Razzies, the Oscars and start to evaluate some of the nominations.  We also take some time out for Storytime with Man Guy, although it's not a new segment. 

We still haven't watched the Guyver...

Direct download: 50_Hurt_locker.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:27am EDT

Today we discuss Haiti, why we are DEFINITELY going to Hell, ping pong balls, and our favorite stereotyped Mexican character ever.  Zombie Strippers is our film review for this week.  If you don't want to go to Hell with us, don't listen to this episode.  You've been warned.

Direct download: 49_guilty_zombie_strippers.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 8:56am EDT

Today we discuss the latest Robert Downy Jr. franchise, Sherlock Holmes.  We get to see some awesome gifs, talk about Herman's new bicycle and how he got it home, define a new sex act, and discuss juicin'.  Welcome to the fashion cast, where we discuss casual work attire, frayed jeans as a statement, and when it's ok to show up in just ass-less chaps and a smile.  We find out why Herman is a lion, and get FB official.

Direct download: 48_Holmes.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 9:42am EDT

Today we discuss Man Guy's holiday and wreck, Herman's buddies $100 vacation steaks, his lack of attention to detail, and Sesame Street.  Herman's cooking in his pants, elephant garlic, Man Guy's balls, Herman's urinary habits, a bearded Brawny spoof, steak and a blow job day, and being in a jeep motherfucker in a motherfuckin' jeep!

BTW, CATCH UP MASCOT!!

Album Art to follow - maybe.

Direct download: 47_No_movie.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:31am EDT

Today we discuss Avatar.  We also get into Man Guy's Plane crash, Herman's knowledge of math, the holidays around the suckcast family, how to make a gay playing card, and Herman's true feelings for Olivia Munn.  We also get to meet Herman's new girlfriend, and we get serious about horrible restaurant experiences.  So bad we can't use the real name!  Oh yeah - and we learn what it really means when Herman says he can help you out.

Direct download: 46_Avatar.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 11:38pm EDT

Today we discuss Conan the barbarian. Herman made us watch it. Listen in to hear Man Guy's best prank ever, find out what's up in Herman's love life, and all the shenanigans Herman's into now. He's got to keep on movin'.
Direct download: 45_conan_final.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 5:29pm EDT

Today we discuss Ninja Assassin, the two parts of Jesus, The Guyver, and hating weakness.  In all things.  But mostly in ourselves.  And kittens. 

Congratulations to the contest contest winner!  We'll get your prizes shipped out at some point.  We also answer some listener questions, discuss Real Sex, why Connor doesn't wear pants, and have a very special announcement.  So listen closely and don't suck.

Direct download: 44_Ninja_Ass.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 9:16am EDT

Happy Thanksgiving!  Thanks for being our listener!  Today we discuss how Herman tries to pick up chicks, how Man Guy is like Alf but hairier, Herman's date with a call girl, what Michael Keaton has been up to lately, and Man Guy's OJ problem. 

Order your special cookbook you've heard us talk about:

www.bcasfriends.org/store

Direct download: 43_Turkey_day.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 8:31am EDT

As usual we have no album art because Herman is lazy.  Anyway, today we talk about our mini vacations, actually getting a chance to see a movie together for once, and why Herman needs to throw out his fuckberry and get a real phone.  We get to hear about Herman's new girlfriend, the difference between an ookie cookie party and a circle jerk, and the best autoplay commercial to be on a porn site.  Ba-low me sandwiches (Herman never actually gets what Man Guy and Producer Cory are trying say - hilarious!), rainbow parties, and our favorite Disney characters to fuck round out today's topics.  Oh yeah, and we talk about 4th kind and not being able to sleep again - ever.
Direct download: 42_4thkinda.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:03am EDT

Today is the day we announce the newest suckcast CONTEST! Conveniently we're posting this on SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY!!!!!!!!!! We also talk about a whole bunch of other random stuff and review the latest 2007 release of Paranormal Activity and other films we're excited about. Enjoy the intro, Producer Cory made it just for Herman and Man Guy.
Direct download: 41_paranormal_contest.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 7:57pm EDT

Today we come to you from a very special place and we have a very special guest.  New equipment bugs were still being worked out, but we were able to learn some things about Herman and had a blast.  We also discuss Zombieland and the Baltimore Comic-con. 

Special thanks to Scores Baltimore for letting us hang, and to Vivian for being so cool.

Direct download: 40_Baltimore_vivian.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 4:41pm EDT

Today we discuss being all deady, why Man Guy only needs a 30 sec clip, reveal another ruined pornstar, lions killing midgets, Sucky from True Blood, and how hot Megan Fox is not. We also get to here about Herman's Summer & Savannah Jameson shot extravaganza, and find out why Man Guy REALLY goes to Pittsburgh. Herman also discusses what how he would stalk the beautiful Miss Grainger, and how awesome the Ring isn't.
Direct download: 39_Ring_Jennifer.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 2:21pm EDT

OK seriously?  This film is one gigantic gay superhero joke.  Good thing we have gems to discuss like having a batroom monitor, Sphintertine and KFA, Sad Guy's depressing fly story, Herman's escapades with waitresses and being his wingman, decomposition rates, chili pizzas and pancake tacos, and we get to experience together the scariest thing Herman has ever done. 
Direct download: 38_superman_batman_enemas.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 4:22pm EDT

9
Today we discuss 9, get to sample Man Guy's culinary delight known as chili, and find out why playing with your nipples isn't weird.  We also talk a little about glitterification, nicknames, the Gang of 4 that is actually 3, diaphragms, and being bored enough to read the comments.  Man Guy finally gives us our Gay Dolphin gifts.
Direct download: 37_9.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 5:03pm EDT

While Herman's away Man Guy takes the reins. Today we discuss the movie that isn't Unborn and one more reason Hollywood is lame. We also discuss movies we're excited about, and get an update from Herman on how his vacation is going.
Direct download: 36_Not_unborn.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 9:10pm EDT

Today we discuss the improper way to make garlic bread, girlie magazines, back to school specials, broken iphones, and being ADHD.  We also sample strawberry shortkittens, define nipplefarts, and Herman's new underwear - not the Italian stuff.
Direct download: 35_Inglorious_Basterds.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 3:20pm EDT

Today we discuss District 9 - if you haven't heard of it then you're lame.  We also give Herman 1 minute to defend anime, discuss the difference between nudists and exhibitionists, and you find out why Producer Cory isn't allowed to make margaritas before recording anymore.  We also talk about truck stop ash tray nipples, Jason Vorhees, and Herman gives a dramatic reading.
Direct download: 34_District9_final.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:48pm EDT

Today we define a new term for movies that suck.  We also discuss the chicken suit surprise, fetishes, gambling problems, and what Herman calls girls that won't pay attention to him.  'Sup Stacey?
Direct download: 33_GI_Joe_final.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 4:27pm EDT

Man Guy is back!!  So today we get to catch up on his week(s).  We also discuss his special foam crown, how bitter Herman's own medicine is, what happens to your eyes if you look at a half-naked poster of Chuck Norris, professional miniature golf, bad breakups, piercings, making mundane foods romantic, bum fights, the Undertaker and his lacky, and Man Guy's flawed circular logic.  Whew!  Oh yeah, and the new Hairy Squatter movie.  Get your popcorn ready - you're in for an action packed 2 hours of hilariousness!

Direct download: 32_Harry_Potter_final.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 2:40pm EDT

Man Guy is on vacation - Woohoo PARTAY!!  So today we discuss the subtleties of fond vs rue, fresh vs dry, thyme travelling, Whisper the Winged Unicorn, NOS, NOS, and NOS.  We also answer the age old question of which is the best breakfast cereal ever (according to Ski Wolf), and chasing subtitles.

Direct download: 31_Fast_Furious_Final.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 11:43am EDT

Today we discuss the Bruno movie, Herman's newest burger conconction and animals.  We really are a movie podcast, it's just not as much fun to only talk about movies, or really movies at all.  We also respond to a hot female listeners question for our new love suck segment.

Direct download: 30_Bruno_final.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 6:03pm EDT

Today we discuss Herman's epic search for a Galaga system, Man Guy sounds like a gay Droopy Dog, TMNT, the Master Thespian and vaginal candles.  We also introduce our new segment "Lovesuckers", and give our take on the economy and housing.  Herman for president, 2016!!  Start the movement.
Direct download: 29_Kong_final.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:57pm EDT

Today we discuss Pubic Enemas, er, Public Enemies, pie, sexual harrasment, streaking, dachsunds and other bad jokes.  Herman reveals his boring movie face and recipe for bacon marmalade, while Man Guy discusses the finer points of current cartoons, homemade chili and why he could be replaced by a desk.  We also divulge our ganter names and take you step by step to robbing a bank.  All in a little over an hour!
Direct download: 28_pubic_enemas_final.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 2:30pm EDT

Today we discuss Transformers.  We don't have naked pics of Megan Fox, but we do have her autograph thanks to our voice over friend Daniel Ross - Thanks Kyle!  We also discuss sucking popsicles, Optimus the murderer, slowsplosions and how Sean Connery could have improved this movie.  Thanks expert special guests Daniel Ross and Steven King.
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 9:36am EDT

Today we try REALLY hard to stay on topic for once.  Unfortunately making the dick sneeze on Jamie Lee Curtis, finding out what Tootsie Rolls are really made of and asking what would happen if another version of Man Guy walked in the room make that impossible.  We also discuss what you can do if you have Time Vision and get to hear about Herman's celebrity high 5's.
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 8:31am EDT

Today we ask if Man Guy got lost from the theater to the studio, talk about REALLY random Herman dreams and which power ranger Man Guy thinks he should be, and we discuss the movies UP and Land of the Lost. Won't you join us as we run from Sleestacks, T-rex and talking dogs?
Direct download: 25_Up_Land_o_Lost.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:03am EDT

Here it is.  The episode you've all been waiting for.  Herman made us watch The Highlander.  What more can we say.  You need to hear this. 
Direct download: 23_Highlander_final.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 6:23pm EDT

Today we discuss the rebooted Star Trek movie, what we've been doing for the last three weeks or so, enjoying an awesome meal and we actually have to try to get Herman to talk.  Damn you pretty eyes for distracting him with your texts!  Don't you know he's already ADHD?!?
Direct download: 24_Star_Trek_Final.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 9:09pm EDT

Today we discuss the guy's experiences with hauntings, and why Herman thinks male ghosts don't mind him.  We also get to hear Herman's dead-on James Earl Jones impression, find out why Man Guy thinks there isn't any plasma in the sun and endure a discussion of homonyms.  Oh yeah, and how Shaggy would haunt Toys R Us.
Direct download: 22_Haunting.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:14am EDT

Today Herman reveals his recipe for the ultimate burger, we discuss the intracacies of a forced snowball, how Herman is going to get maced in the supermarket, why it's a good idea to throw pizzas at a wall and other horrible jobs.  During the second hour, we finally get to find out about The Man Guy's week, learn about the backwards bidet in the lamest town on the Chesapeake Bay, being a strict carnivore and our new PETP movement.  Won't you please join us?  NO MORE CELERY, NO MORE CELERY!!
Direct download: 21_supersize_final.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:59pm EDT

Today we FINALLY discuss Watchmen.  We also talk about getting sticky, English accents, religiosity and the Titanic, and the Quickening.  A Scot named Ramirez?  Really?
Direct download: 20_Watchmen_final.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:54pm EDT

Today we discuss our perfect podcast placement dude, why Herman would eat razorblades, what Jason would do on Ninja Warrior and Man Guy tries in vain to keep Herman focused on something for more than three - SHINY!  Let's go ride bikes.

Any Suckcast you think we shoud revisit?  Gives us your thoughts at suckcast@gmail.com

Direct download: 18_friday_13th_final.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 9:52am EDT

WELLLL, DA, DAH, DA, DAH, DAAAHHH!!  What don't you understand? NO! NO! Don't shut me up! Lets DO IT AGAIN!! I dont need another minute, turn the mics on and lets GO AGAIN! I hope you enjoy this podcast, because its useless now...
Direct download: 17_bale_out_final.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 8:49pm EDT

Today we review  .  A snow penis, everything you never wanted to know about Thundercats, Herman's super-duper-hero hat and peeing in the movie theater.  We also throw in some discussion of magicians, axe murderers, Don Notz, Looney Tunes and Gummi Bears, and we offer free foot rubs for e-mail (not actually unless you're the Lady J).
Direct download: 16_the_review_final.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 8:18am EDT

Today we discuss The Herman's new haircut.  And his new haircut.  Oh yeah, we also talk about his new haircut.  Did we mention that The Herman got a new haircut?  'Cuz he did.  We talk about some other things like classy 70s porn, not sleeping, Benjamin Button, cookies, Tron and pong, but all those things are trivial compared to The Herman's haircut.
Direct download: 15_haircut_final.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 5:08pm EDT

Join us as we discuss our holiday celebrations, read some e-mails and discuss the theory of relativity and The Karate Kid movies, All My Single Ladies, beat the crap out of Daniel, have a Fallout 3 intervention (thanks Herman), and Howard the Duck, UH!  Hopefully you can understand the segues, but we can't.
Direct download: 14_New_years_final.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 5:56pm EDT

We took some time off for the holidays, but now we're back!  Today we discuss Christmas movies, Christmas plans, how to get arrested at 9 years old, and start rumors about the newest Happy Madison production, featuring the greatest actor who ever lived!
Direct download: 13_Bah_humbug.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 6:04pm EDT

Today we catch the guys off guard and capture some candid conversations about growing up with a penis, sex in the pumpkin patch, being the drunk Flash, having super light switch powers and freaking people out with lizard powers.  Don't miss the WOW intervention.
Direct download: 11_WOS.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 11:40pm EDT

Suckcast Shameless Promotion #1 Rules

 

  1. Email us at suckcast@gmail.com and that will give you one (1) entry into the contest
  2. Join the mailing list at http://groups.google.com/group/suckcast for one (1) entry
  3. Place an advertisement some place on the internet, email link for verification and you will receive five (5) entries
  4. Give us a 5 star rating on itunes and receive ten (10) entries - email reviewer name for verification
  5. If you get us on-air at a radio station you will receive twenty (20) entries into the competition – email audio recording for verification.
  6. If someone emails us and lets us know they heard of us from you, then you will receive another twenty (20) entries

 

Prize

 

            Pick 2 dvd’s out of a choice of 10

            Original work of art from the suckcast signed by ManGuy and The Herman

           

Contest will start Nov 21, 2008 and run through November 28, 2008.  Winner will be announced on December 5, 2008.

 

Our winner is Julie!  Julie will receive two (2) dvds from our list.  Thanks for the e-mail Julie, and thanks for listening.  Unfortunately, the suckcast we announced your name on got corrupted, but enjoy your dvds anyway!

Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:29am EDT

Today we discuss robots.  Not the cartoon, although we should've thought about that, but robot movies.  And our thoughts on when skynet actually will take over.  And prairie dogs as pets.  And sad chickens.  We also announce the Suckcast Shameless Promotion #1.
Direct download: 10_robots_contest_final.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:24am EDT

Today we talk about the greatest trilogy, what it really should have been about, the most amazingly useful time machine ever and other random ideas that don't suck - until we run out of steam.  What would it be like to be covered in dicks?
Direct download: 9_Back_to_the_future_final.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 11:35pm EDT

Today we discuss the Great American Challenge, ask what happens when Sauron loses his contact and what an eye is going to do with a ring anyway.  We also touch on the Trimonkrocratops and the neverending story.
Direct download: 5-fellowship_final.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 11:36am EDT

Today we discuss Steve Irwin as Alfred, Superhero Chicks and remembering to turn off your cell phone before going to work.  WOW and batman as a druggie.

Direct download: 2_the_dark_knight.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:40am EDT

Today we discuss Star Wars - Episode 1.  What did Leia really do with Jabba and how would Han have handled it, watching movies without pants, and what happens when Lex takes over Australia.  Oh yeah, and how to make a speaker from carpet. 
Direct download: 3-Episode_1_final.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 11:44pm EDT

Today we discuss what really would have happened when Nala found Simba, dirty uncles and what makes the elephant graveyard so dangerous.  The Circle of Life?  Really?
Direct download: 1_-_Lion_king.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 6:14pm EDT

We just got back from the con and thought we'd review it.  Today we'll discuss the nuances of the superhero costume, the lifespan of an oompa-loompa and other craziness we encountered.
Direct download: baltimore_con.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:50pm EDT

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Category:general -- posted at: 9:14pm EDT

Today we discuss Hook, Neverland and the ranch, fun with Tink, and how the story really came about.  Whipped cream anyone?
Direct download: 6_-_hook-final.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 11:19am EDT

Let's talk about how a bus expects to avoid a rocket by performing multiple forward roles, why Shai Go-Go-Go is a dork-dork-dork and why we want to have her babies.  Oh, you know who we're talking about - don't hate.  Damn you BAG!!!!!
Direct download: 4_-_transformers_final.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 9:55pm EDT

Complete trilogy review, including a full discussion of why Spiderman is a better super hero than Superman when it comes to saving you from a car accident.
Direct download: 7_-_spiderman_final.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 9:49pm EDT